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    Kim Jong-un's half-brother 'assassinated by two female agents using poisoned needles'

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-a7579336.html

    "North Korean leader Kim Jong-un's brother has been assassinated in Malaysia, South Korean media reports.Kim Jong-nam was killed at Kuala Lumpur airport after being attacked by two women with "poisoned needles," according to local TV reports.
    The two women, believed to be North Korean agents, escaped in a taxi and remain at large, TV Chosun reported.
    Yonhap News, citing a South Korean government source, also reported Mr Kim had been killed."

    I wonder what Kim Jong-un will say about this. Will he deny he had anything to do with it or claim that the treasonous bastard had it coming?
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    He just wanted to go to Disneyland.

    RIP Sweet pince.

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    how cool is news like that.

    straight out of a movie !

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    Were they hot? They offer the #1 special or the #2 special?
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    This sounds literally like a movie scene lol


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    Not very good assassins if they where seen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParanoiD84 View Post
    Not very good assassins if they where seen.
    They were obviously good as they killed the target AND escaped.

    I think you may be confusing assassins with ninjas.

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    Hot.

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    This sounds straight out of a movie or book. Female assassins using poisoned needles. Lets be fair, would not even be the worst way to get assassinated. Way better than just a bullet or something boring like that.

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    I thought all the with it mafia style governments used radioactive polonium these days.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    I wonder what Kim Jong-un will say about this. Will he deny he had anything to do with it or claim that the treasonous bastard had it coming?
    Blame it on the US?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItachiZaku View Post
    Were they hot? They offer the #1 special or the #2 special?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post
    I thought all the with it mafia style governments used radioactive polonium these days.


    Poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko
    Nah, man. The Juche Squad aren't interested in all that post-Soviet pussy shit. They like keeping it old-school with sharp pointy things.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_T...#Assassination

    Shame that he was bumped off. Sounded like a sensible and moderate person compared with the rest of his family. But, I suppose that wasn't doing much good outside North Korea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by caervek View Post
    They were obviously good as they killed the target AND escaped.

    I think you may be confusing assassins with ninjas.
    And when they are caught they will recieve the death penalty as that is a thing in Malaysia, how hard will it be to track two people jumping into a cab? Probably loads of cameras on the airport.

    Sure they killed the target but will most likely die themselves by hanging or firing squad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ParanoiD84 View Post
    And when they are caught they will recieve the death penalty as that is a thing in Malaysia, how hard will it be to track two people jumping into a cab? Probably loads of cameras on the airport.

    Sure they killed the target but will most likely die themselves by hanging or firing squad.
    If they are professionals they should be able to escape but then again it's North Korea they may just get killed to keep them silent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Draco-Onis View Post
    but then again it's North Korea they may just get killed to keep them silent.
    Haha yeah probably as people are killed left and right there, atleast those close to Kim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ItachiZaku View Post
    Were they hot? They offer the #1 special or the #2 special?
    I feel like I'm missing a good portion of culture here. I tried to google any number of word combos (secret agent #2 special, etc.) to figure out what the hell you're talking about. My education seems to be lacking in this regard and google has failed me.

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    James Bond type shit there. I'd buy those two chicks a drink.
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    Damn... this was the only one of the Kim family that I didn't hate.

    Hopefully his little shit of a brother chokes to death on some Kkakdugi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoNineMarine View Post
    I'd buy those two chicks a drink.
    Because they murdered somebody who was related to somebody else, who the TV says is bad?

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