I'm very much lazy and prefer to go natural. Buuuut-- I don't think it is fair to torture your partner either if they are disgusted by so much hair. I don't see the big deal in trimming up. I can't say shaving all the way down is much fun, I personally find the prospect of ingrown hairs and red itchiness to be a bit more disgusting than a thin sheet of wool.
You are all hilarious, though.