If You Could Date Anyone On This Forum, Who Would It Be?

[Zulkhan]

Can we discuss our fetishes around here?

Be my guest.

[BellicoseAxe]

Can we discuss our fetishes around here?

[YourExWife]

Ya'll need to make up your mind. I'll be dancing until then.

[Zulkhan]

Ya'll need to make up your mind. I'll be dancing until then.

Be my guest. Again.

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I WIN

[Hotmail]

So, my roomate has been acting in a really weird manner lately. We'll go for a walk, and she'll randomly start dropping stuff on the ground so she can step on it - I've seen her do that with a bar of chocolate, a bag of chips and even her own iPod! Sometimes, she'll even randomly veer off the sidewalk to go on our neighbors' lawn, where she will frantically stomp on every bug she can get her feet on.

I think she has this urge to destroy things; to crush them but, since she's a pretty emotionally repressed girl, she might not want to admit that all those hidden, locked away desires are finally starting to come out.

We share our expenses on almost everything, so this is starting to become quite the expensive hobby. This is kind of a shitty situation, but I think I might have to turn her in to a mental institution. Maybe a few days of being tied and roughed up by the wardens will set her straight? I just don't know what to do anymore.

[Cerilis]

So, my roomate has been acting in a really weird manner lately. We'll go for a walk, and she'll randomly start dropping stuff on the ground so she can step on it - I've seen her do that with a bar of chocolate, a bag of chips and even her own iPod! Sometimes, she'll even randomly veer off the sidewalk to go on our neighbors' lawn, where she will frantically stomp on every bug she can get her feet on.

I think she has this urge to destroy things; to crush them but, since she's a pretty emotionally repressed girl, she might not want to admit that all those hidden, locked away desires are finally starting to come out.

We share our expenses on almost everything, so this is starting to become quite the expensive hobby. This is kind of a shitty situation, but I think I might have to turn her in to a mental institution. Maybe a few days of being tied and roughed up by the wardens will set her straight? I just don't know what to do anymore.

Mhrm. Do you have a crushing fetish? Or know someone who has?

[Intruder detected]

So, my roomate has been acting in a really weird manner lately. We'll go for a walk, and she'll randomly start dropping stuff on the ground so she can step on it - I've seen her do that with a bar of chocolate, a bag of chips and even her own iPod! Sometimes, she'll even randomly veer off the sidewalk to go on our neighbors' lawn, where she will frantically stomp on every bug she can get her feet on.

I think she has this urge to destroy things; to crush them but, since she's a pretty emotionally repressed girl, she might not want to admit that all those hidden, locked away desires are finally starting to come out.

We share our expenses on almost everything, so this is starting to become quite the expensive hobby. This is kind of a shitty situation, but I think I might have to turn her in to a mental institution. Maybe a few days of being tied and roughed up by the wardens will set her straight? I just don't know what to do anymore.

Sorry, but I had to register an account just to point out how awful your grammar is.

[Hotmail]

Sorry, but I had to register an account just to point out how awful your grammar is.

I'm trying.

Mhrm. Do you have a crushing fetish? Or know someone who has?

If I'm being entirely honest Cerilis, I do enjoy snuffing the life out of the pesky, skittish crawlers commonly known as 'bugs', but only because I hate mosquito bites, and only because I'm kind of afraid of being surprised and attacked by a leech that wants nothing more than to suck my blood.

I've also done a fair amount of research into the art of insect cuisine, and a properly cooked larvae would probably not taste all that bad.

But to answer your question in a more concise manner, no I don't believe I have a crush fetish. When I attack bugs, it's mostly out of self-defence.

[breadisfunny]

Mhrm. Do you have a crushing fetish? Or know someone who has?

i don't have a crushing fetish. unless it's crushing draenei skulls.

[BellicoseAxe]

We share our expenses on almost everything, so this is starting to become quite the expensive hobby. This is kind of a shitty situation, but I think I might have to turn her in to a mental institution. Maybe a few days of being tied and roughed up by the wardens will set her straight? I just don't know what to do anymore.

She just needs a distraction. The next time you see her drop something, look straight into her eyes and tell her

[Zulkhan]

Sorry, but I had to register an account just to point out how awful your grammar is.

Most spectacular waste of time I've seen in a long time.

[Dispraise]

Can we discuss our fetishes around here?

Yes. Such behavior is encouraged. Particularly if you can phrase it in the form of a folk song, or a dirty limerick.

Most spectacular waste of time I've seen in a long time.

Just imagine someone spending their time lurking in this thread like a loser, and their only contribution is shitposting.

What a sad, lonely, and probably extremely sexy individual.

[YourExWife]

A limerick...

A woman who once heard a mouse
ran screaming all throughout her house
She sent in the cat
to dispose of the rat
to find it was only her spouse

@Dispraise this is kind of hard, but fun.

[Temp name]

Can we discuss our fetishes around here?

I'd be more hurt if you didn't.

[Cerilis]

I'm trying.


If I'm being entirely honest Cerilis, I do enjoy snuffing the life out of the pesky, skittish crawlers commonly known as 'bugs', but only because I hate mosquito bites, and only because I'm kind of afraid of being surprised and attacked by a leech that wants nothing more than to suck my blood.

I've also done a fair amount of research into the art of insect cuisine, and a properly cooked larvae would probably not taste all that bad.

But to answer your question in a more concise manner, no I don't believe I have a crush fetish. When I attack bugs, it's mostly out of self-defence.

Nono, I meant when you like to be crushed. Or parts of you at least.

[Zulkhan]

Just imagine someone spending their time lurking in this thread like a loser, and their only contribution is shitposting.

What a sad, lonely, and probably extremely sexy individual.

I think lurking and registering an account just to say to someone their grammar sucks (not even the effort to correct him, just saying he sucks) is the very kind of lurking probably devoided of the sexy part.

Now, if we were talking of a lurker joining simply to call everyone around here a loser while being an obvious loser himself...THAT starts to be outright arousing.

[Dispraise]

A limerick...

A woman who once heard a mouse
ran screaming all throughout her house
She sent in the cat
to dispose of the rat
to find it was only her spouse

@Dispraise this is kind of hard, but fun.

Wow. Almost nobody picks the limerick. I'm impressed.

Now, if we were talking of a lurker joining simply to call everyone around here a loser while being an obvious loser himself...THAT starts to be outright arousing.

I particularly enjoy it when they don't bother to read any posts before calling everyone a loser, and simply take the thread title at face value. *sploosh*

[Medusa Cascade]

I may have a crush on Rika Yukimasa

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[Azadina]

I don't dare to even risk clicking the video. The worst "music" I've ever heard in my life, is Japanese rap.

[Medusa Cascade]

I don't dare to even risk clicking the video. The worst "music" I've ever heard in my life, is Japanese rap.

It's pop, dear