A message from the Netherlands to Trump

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It would have been funny if it was original but sadly it's just more of CNNs fake BS rehashed for the 1000th time.

Comeone, there are some great jokes in there.

I agree that CNN like almost all media is biased though

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You misspelled 'Andorra'.

Now you made Liechtenstein sad.

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Good one Netherlands

[Enthusiastic Steward]

Now you made Liechtenstein sad.

San Marino?

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San Marino?

Vatican City?

[JohnBrown1917]

TIL: CNN is in the Netherlands.

Obviously, we only got American news sources here.

[Enthusiastic Steward]

Vatican City?

The Vatican gets a pass because:
A - most people have at least heard of it, because of
B - Pope

On the other hand, I have a strong suspicion if one were to ask Average American on the street about Andorra/San Marino/etc you should be prepared for a fair number of blank stares.

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Malta is so irrelevant that you didn't even realise it is more irrelevant than Holland.

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I dunno man, you've got like...honey? That's pretty good.

[JohnBrown1917]

The Vatican gets a pass because:
A - most people have at least heard of it, because of
B - Pope

On the other hand, I have a strong suspicion if one were to ask Average American on the street about Andorra/San Marino/etc you should be prepared for a fair number of blank stares.

the EU series should be required to be played in HS, teaches people some proper geography.

[TwistedSkull]

This is brilliant!

[Moonstream]

Lol that was great, he's got him spot on.

[Enthusiastic Steward]

the EU series should be required to be played in HS, teaches people some proper geography.

A fair number of Americans can't correctly place our own states on a map of the US, and an inappropriate number don't even know how many states we have. I remember having Family Feud on during dinner and the question was "What is the largest state in the US?" The two answers given by the contestants were "California" and "Hawaii". The number one answer among the 100 surveyed was "Texas".

Don't hold your breath.

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Vatican City?

I'd argue that the Vatican is quite a bit more "important".

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I'd argue that the Vatican is quite a bit more "important".

I think I have to disagree with you there

[Adolecent]

It took him some time, but Trump finaly responded to the Dutch request to be second:

[Tijuana]

Dear Donald J. Trump, we of the netherlands have been the second oldest allies of the U.S.A. and fought the british at the time of your war of independance,
We also invented the stock market which has been quite a good thing for you.

My humble request to you is; Plz make America great again.

Sincerely,

Some random guy on the internet that is pretty bad at english.

I mean, why can't MURCA be first AND second?

The impersonation is pretty funny but, they made a major error, unless I am mistaken: Not a single use of the term, "Big League".

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A fair number of Americans can't correctly place our own states on a map of the US, and an inappropriate number don't even know how many states we have. I remember having Family Feud on during dinner and the question was "What is the largest state in the US?" The two answers given by the contestants were "California" and "Hawaii". The number one answer among the 100 surveyed was "Texas".

Don't hold your breath.

My favorite stat to tell arrogant Texans: If you cut Alaska in half, Texas wouldn't be the largest state, it would be third.