Official MMOC Hunger Games thread 4

[Amirila]

how did i drown

[icedwarrior]

Looks like I died not only to my bot, but fire as well... a fitting end.

Because anyone's opinion that isn't the same is mine is shit. Obviously.

See? Even Mehman gets it.

[Xanjori]

how did i drown

Your gills got clogged.

[Deleted]

Mehman abuses Pendra's trust and becomes the 2nd worst person to have ever lived, only behind some guy named Oliver.

I still don't regret being merciful.

[Temp name]

I still don't regret being merciful.

Awww, so nice.

how did i drown

Who says you died? You just can't get back into the action. You're stuck under the water for eternity.

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Chrono gets buried under his dinner and dies. Xan and a tree both get into my stash! Seriously need to hide it better.. Parrot goes hunting for something. Probably food.

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Voli gets a new friend! Congratulations Voli. 3 idiots go hunting for friends but can't find any. Mehman is an idiot who can't see that she's clearly breathing! USB charger plans on murdering someone. Probably that fucking Oliver guy. Joe dreams about telling a woman that he likes Sword Art Online.

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Chrono died like he lived, all by himself.


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Xan is a fucking pyromaniac! He must be stopped! Some crazy guy starts talking to Hanna, who then starts crying. I.. Don't even have to make a joke for that one. A tree sticks a pinecone up its ass. Joe is shit at Overwatch and blames lag like a sensible person.

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Okay, it got REAL quiet REAL fast.

[icedwarrior]

Good job scaring everyone away, Mehman.

[Deleted]

Awww, so nice.

I didn't *want* to die, but I trusted you. I trusted you, Mehman.

[Amirila]

Your gills got clogged.

I don't have gills!

Who says you died? You just can't get back into the action. You're stuck under the water for eternity.

Okay I can buy that

[Temp name]

Koe is so fucking bored right now.. Voli screams for help for absolutely no reason like some idiot. Izalla writes "Everyone" on a piece of paper. A parrot trusts a USB charger to keep it safe, and it works. Mehman gives Mumei a box of chocolates for getting better! How nice of him.

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I didn't *want* to die, but I trusted you. I trusted you, Mehman.

I have no idea why you did. I've done nothing to earn it.

I don't have gills!

Of course you don't, you're a shit mermaid.

[Amirila]

Of course you don't, you're a shit mermaid.

No, you know shit about mermaid biology

You're Danish, you should know better

[Temp name]

No, you know shit about mermaid biology

You're Danish, you should know better

Well, I know that Mermaids turn into foam if they get sad.

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The parrot thinks he's a woodpecker. How cute. Hanna finally gets laid, but Koe scares off her new friend! A crazy guy sits at home charging his phone all day. Mehman and Mumei have started dating. How cute

[Deleted]

I have no idea why you did. I've done nothing to earn it.

I suppose I gave you the benefit of doubt!

[Amirila]

Well, I know that Mermaids turn into foam if they get sad.

It's not really when sad, but with the deal silly

[Temp name]

I suppose I gave you the benefit of doubt!

... But why?

It's not really when sad, but with the deal silly

Yeah yeah, shut it.

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Xan proves that he is superior to chainsaws and mods. And also Izalla can't climb for shit.

[icedwarrior]

Oh God, Mehman rigged it to make his Yaoi on Ice win...

[Temp name]

3 people failed at living.


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The parrot sleeps on a bunch of ants. Alpaca man fucks a tree.. And it dies. He literally kills a tree with his dick. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THAT?! Mumei plots with a USB charger to.. Do something.. Mehman hears his alarm clock go off.

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Xan gets haunted by all the 3 people he killed in previous games! Koe is so bored he literally looks at the sky. Crazy guy. Hanna steps barefoot on a lego piece and has to be admitted to a hospital.

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Xan forgets that he can't fly. Koe doesn't go to the feast because he's not some retard. Mumei and Mehman have a fight about whether or not they should use a condom. Mumei realizes that she has shit opinions and walks out on him. The crazy guy literally kills himself.

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Taking a break, if people don't shitpost I'm just continuing from here as Fridays game.

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... But why?

Because I am nice.

[Vanyali]

Because I am nice.

The Nicest(tm)

[Moralgy]

Killed by a pokemon, I guess this was the fate I deserved.

[Temp name]

The parrot dies. Hanna goes a bit overboard on killing her USB charger, but whatever helps you through the day!