Lydia is a 35-year-old teacher who lives in Humewood.
She says “I love fashion, but I don’t dress fashionably. I wear whatever I have around. I don’t take myself too seriously.” Lydia says her friends would describe her as “thoughtful, intellectually oriented, relaxed, and a bit quirky. I’m definitely unique.” Lydia loves puzzles, Sudoku and chess, as well as “less nerdy activities, such as going out to the bar with friends.” She says “I’ve been single for 14 months, and decided to check out a few dating apps to see what the hype is about.”
I liked Darren’s profile. He was attractive, and seemed intelligent, creative and somewhat successful.
My friends and I researched him online before I agreed to meet up with him. There was a lot of info about him on the Internet, which was reassuring. He appeared to be talented, with a cool-sounding career. That was a plus. He asked me to meet him at a coffee shop. My first real-life impression of Darren was that he seemed preoccupied. He was nice, and cute, but I wasn’t 100 per cent attracted to him. I know that most of the time, the attraction builds as you start to like someone, so that was fine with me.
I was about 10 minutes late because I couldn’t find a parking space, and when I arrived he had already ordered and finished his coffee. That struck me as a bit off.
Our conversation was low-key and light, but he just didn’t seem fully present. We were a bit rushed, so I wrote it off, and I sensed we had enough in common to warrant a second date.
As we left, he asked me to go for cocktails later that same week. Darren said he had a thing for speakeasy-type cocktail joints, so he asked me to meet him at a bar he liked that was “hidden” but was part of a restaurant.
When I got there, I had a hard time figuring out where the entrance was. I eventually made my way in and walked down a random hallway until I found the place. It was definitely one of the coolest bars I’ve ever been to in Toronto. It was nice to see him again.
The conversation went really well, and was once again really fun and easy. Being in this underground kind of bar felt like we were having a secret adventure.
We talked a lot about our favourite teenage bands and travel-related stories. We asked the bartender to make us Moscow mules, and decided to come up with a story about how it got to be called a Moscow mule, and what the deal was with the copper mugs.
I noticed that Darren seemed a bit detached, like he was thinking a lot, and not as present in the moment as he could have been. It was the same as the first date, in that way.
He liked talking about himself a lot, and didn’t ask me about myself, which I thought was a bit strange. The cocktails were amazing. We talked about cocktails a lot, actually — bourbon was his main point of conversation, and he always seemed to go back to it. It felt like he wanted to impress me with his bourbon knowledge.
I was having fun, but I decided not to have a third drink — two was enough. Darren asked me if I wanted to come back to his condo and take a look at his bourbon collection.
I said that I would have to pass this time — I don’t sleep with guys on the first date, although I didn’t say that to him — and explained that I had my friend’s keys and had to return them to her that night.
Darren said that he would come with me in a cab, and then we could cab back to his place. I declined.
The mood changed abruptly.
Darren seemed really put off. He then asked the bartender for two bills. Actually, he kind of demanded them — it was very rude.
I had come much, much further to meet him at the bar he chose, so I was shocked that he didn’t at least offer to pay. It was very clear that he had a single agenda.
Once we left, it was obvious that he was not happy and could care less where I was headed, or how I was going to get there. He basically told me that it was nice to meet me — although he didn’t say that he had a good time, even though we had, right up until the end — and abandoned me outside of the bar in the dead of night.
What a pseudo-classy, uncool, immature jerk.
Lydia rates her date (out of 10): 1