Woman with webbed feet found naked and wet by police insists she is a mermaid

[Barnabas]

So she self identifies as a mermaid? IS English their official language?

[Revik]

Isn't there a legend that if you eat a mermaid's flesh you will live forever?

[Aggrophobic]

I feel like this is the proper response. If she is a mermaid, cool, returned home. If she is Not(duh) she will start telling the truth if she thinks she his about to be left in the ocean.

Oooh! It will be like one of thoes old witch tests they had back in the day. Only satan can make you swim. If she does not drown, shes a witch and we burn her.

[Mistame]

Judging by that picture, she's a bit of a sea cow. Seriously, though. She needs help.

[zenkai]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-a7669151.html



Some people truly are crazy.


...or are they? *xfilestheme*

I am pretty sure the chick with the mustache is trolling the police. Since there is no record of her, my odds is she's an illegal.

[Glnger]

lol is this a new asylum seeking method? where do you deport a mermaid too? International waters?

[Amirila]

Showing up early for blizzcon @Amirila

I thought it was this weekend. You mean I have to wait 7 months until it is? Pffft

[Vivapin8]

Her face shot is in the article.

Damn there goes my hot mermaid fantasy....

[GreenJesus]

She isn't a mermaid. Mermaids have a super attractive upper half to lure in wandering sailors and then eat them. Her face is not mermaid quality. In real life you would not want to meet a mermaid... lul.. Unless "doesn't matter saw boobs" was good enough for you when you die.

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lol is this a new asylum seeking method? where do you deport a mermaid too? International waters?

ATLANTIS ! DUH!!