Originally Posted by
PaladinBash
You don't need to beat the shit out of someone for being a little bitch and calling it self-defence. Justified? Oh absolutely. Fair? Completely. Legal self-defence though? Well, it's reasonable but not necessary and depending how hard you do it, not appropriate. Like if he shoved her off or held her arms to get her to cut her shit out, then yes. That'd be legal here. More than that, like actually punching her square in the chops, then no. Be fair though and I'd laugh at it because she's a bitch and deserves it but such is the letter of the law here anyway.
Assuming some weak little bitch of a man was doing that to you, or a male child or something, then it'd be the same because they clearly can't do shit to you. It'd be hilarious and entirely deserved if you knocked them flat on their arse but again, it'd be a hard sell. He didn't need to hit her and he didn't. He could have just held her or shoved her off or even walked away, as he chose to do. All those things would have been appropriate.
Again, self-defence here is always reasonable, necessary and appropriate. Decking some little shit for doing this dumb shit is both funny and fair and entirely reasonable but if you don't need to and you go too far with it, you're gonna get fucked by the law. If he had smacked her I'd be the first to say "tough shit" and "she deserved it" because she does but again, if the issue here is the law, that's it. If the genders were reversed, I think it'd be hysterical to watch a weedy little man slapping a much bigger and stronger woman while she just shrugs it off and walks away with a look of "great, it's this shit again". If it was a man actually able to hurt the woman, then she would absolutely be right to legally stop him by smashing the cunt. Same with if it was a woman actually hurting the man or even doing anything beyond making a fool of herself. This is not that case and for a final time, I'd have no issue if he just grabbed her, shoved her or even gave her a pimp slap back to her corner, though the last would not be legal, fair as it is.