Trump: Thirteen Weeks...what?

[Belize]

The reason Trump said 13 weeks is because he is a Reptilian and everyone knows their home planet has shorter days and weeks. He was going by his home time.

As for his success, he is the first reptillian to survive 13 weeks in office (William Henry Harrison was one as well)

Hmmm... That does explain the strange skin color...

[WintersLegion]

Hmmm... That does explain the strange skin color...

I thought that was because he's an Oompa Loompa that Willy Wonka rejected.

[JohnBrown1917]

Or he misunderstood what the article was saying as English isn't everyone's first language and the term "first 100 days" is somewhat colloquial...

Looks like 2 users are just having a bitch fight... or one of them is just very salty, I dunno.

[belfpala]

I don't know what the qualifications of being head of a Trump company are, but I would have guessed "can count higher than ten" would be on the list.

I'm thinking, you've been doing this for thirteen weeks and I don't expect you to stop. You're hired. No job description, just, you're hired.