iced gets with Hanna for some hemophillic sex! 4 retards and Pendra trust each other to not brutally murder each other in their sleep.. AND IT WORKS! Vanyali scratches herself and sniffs the finger like some fucking degenerate rock-fucker.
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Hanna is smurt enough not to go to the feast. Algy strangles a cat. Ami stabs the parrot to death because fuck parrots. Pendra is sad that Van thinks she's a monster and kills herself. Way to go, VAN!
iced is sad that after finally getting laid, Hanna wants nothing to do with him, so he also kills himself.. Or maybe it was the nerf. We don't know. Vanyali gives Pendra a propper burial instead of going to the feast.
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Hanna listens to some fantastic music for once. Algy gets into my drug stash and refuses to share. Ami doesn't like cats anymore, the monster!
Also, taking a small break
4 more people un-alived 'cuz they're bad
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Ami falls victim to the lags! Hanna gets shat on because her hair is just TOO pretty! Algy chases after the pussy all night, but can never get it..
Algy gets infracted and gets sent to the CORNER OF SHAAAAAAAAME. Vanyali gets chased some more. Lots of running for her! Hanna has had a wonderful night! Ami sucks at killing people
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You thought we had enough events? Well fuck you, poison smoke time!
Algy sacrifces herself so Vanyali can get away, how nice. Ami doesn't die sadly . Hanna dies sadly
Dear god... death too quick. Must be that damn toad avatar.
I blame @Mehman for not using my correct and current one.
You didn't say you wanted me to change it. I'm lazy as fuck.
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Vanyali kills a Swede! She will be celebrated for centuries to come! Or.. Just until I get bored and forget about this game.
One of the two.
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The winner of the pussy-awards!
Placements so you can see how bad I am good Vanyali is!
Summary for the lazy fucks *Cough* Ami *Cough*
Stats for the random nerds:
Ohh, I'm still in the games?
Neat!
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