Masterful parody.See this, kids?
This is the WRONG Example for conserves....
REAL Conserves don't act like Ann Coulter, nor do they cry like Democrats...
Donald trump is a good example of a Conserve, but he also isn't. When getting things done, he is a good example. When on social media....ehehehe....nahhhh....
Abe Lincoln is a TRUE Example of a Republican (Considering the fact that he was the first fucking one).
Why do I know all of this?
Because, I take a look at things from BOTH Sides.
I'm not in the Red, or the Blue zone! I'm in both the White, And the Purple zones.
(Get it? Cause, Red/White/ And Blue? Also, Red and Blue make Purple, Eh? N..No? Okay then).