How do you think you will die?

**Swalload** · 2017-04-25, 03:16 PM

I will finally start exercising, I will either die of a heart attack for pushing too much, or hit by a texting and driving teenager while I'm on a run.

**Kujako** · 2017-04-25, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by Tarx

I hope the scientists to find the pill for immortality

Odds are it'll be a suppository.

**Palaplu** · 2017-04-25, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by Rotted

Heres hoping to a ripe old age in my bed, not overly fussed if Im alone.

I'll be really fucked off those if its by some kid / thug looking to make a couple of quid and ends up shooting me.

alternatively, I'm getting into the research sector with parasitology / herpetology, so you never know, might get infected with a parasite out of containment or bitten by a rattle snake, or maybe bitten by a rattlesnake which is habouring parasites /shrug

This reminded me of this:

On topic: hopefully not lung cancer (should really quit smoking soon), but might be intestinal cancer that runs in the family.

**Ghostpanther** · 2017-04-25, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by Winter Blossom

I have recurring dreams that I'll die in a plane crash. It's scary, but it wouldn't be as scary if it was an instant death, like, I didn't know it was coming. However, in the dreams, the plane catches fire and we start crashing towards the ground, with me being conscious for the whole thing, before finally seeing a ball of fire (I assume an explosion) and it all going dark.

It's why I don't fly now unless I absolutely have to. Maybe it was a past life... who knows.

My mother in law had a recurring dream she saw a plane on fire and items falling out of it. A short time later, after the last time, she got news from her son who was in the Air Force, as he was flying over Spain, one of the planes engines had caught fire and they had to throw out a lot baggage to lighten the load, so they could make a emergency landing at a air port. They landed safe.

**Keltas** · 2017-04-25, 03:18 PM

I will 100% die because I was sarcastic at the wrong time.

Like that one police report where that guy said "what are you gonna do, stab me?" and got stabbed. I'll likely go in the same manner.

Originally Posted by Kujako

Odds are it'll be a suppository.

Only sweetens the deal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

**Puupi** · 2017-04-25, 03:18 PM

Heart attack.

**Kujako** · 2017-04-25, 03:20 PM

Killed by a doctor. I'll be told I have two weeks to live, and beat the odds. Then on the 14th night I'll get home and find my doctor sitting for me in the dark. The last words I'll hear are "did you think me a liar?".

**Ghostpanther** · 2017-04-25, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by Winter Blossom

Now I'm even more scared of it coming true.

He took a photo from inside of his passenger seat window of the engine on fire. I saw the photo. Lots of flames shooting out of it.

**Ifeanychukwu** · 2017-04-25, 03:28 PM

Hopefully while wingsuiting or something else comparatively cool.

**Dundebuns** · 2017-04-25, 03:28 PM

At the age of 181 taking a bra off with my teeth.

**Ghostpanther** · 2017-04-25, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by Asmodias

Late 50s or Early 60s. Stress related heart condition... Or, I'll get a visit from Wilford Brimmley. He'll be bringing me my Diabeetus testing supplies from Liberty Medical. Sadly, I will died before he arrives.

You may surprise yourself and many others. My father in law was told if he did not have open heart surgery, he would not make it 5 more years. He was 60 at the time. He refused and died when he was 83. :P

**pateuvasiliu** · 2017-04-25, 03:30 PM

I really hope they invent the brain in a jar/robot by the time I grow old because I dread death.

**ItachiZaku** · 2017-04-25, 03:31 PM

I'm assuming some guys friends will get me in a rush, but not before I turn first dudes head into a canoe.

All for a chick that's probably not worth it.

**Ghostpanther** · 2017-04-25, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by pateuvasiliu

I really hope they invent the brain in a jar/robot by the time I grow old because I dread death.

I do not fear or dread death, but I am prepared for it. I do however would like to live long enough to take care of my wife who is not in good health. But, we do not always get what we want.

**ItachiZaku** · 2017-04-25, 03:36 PM