Dirty Denim

[Deleted]

Whoever had this idea should get a raise. The amount of publicity Nordstrom is getting is through the roof. And remember, there is no such thing as bad publicity.

[GennGreymane]

Whoever had this idea should get a raise. The amount of publicity Nordstrom is getting is through the roof. And remember, there is no such thing as bad publicity.

I mean United lots a lot of money....

[Enthusiastic Steward]

There is nothing inherently wrong with it, and while you might agree or disagree with their spending habits, saying that they should be "removed from society" seems a bit excessive.

I don't believe you're that bad at detecting hyperbolic sarcasm, especially moderating an online gaming forum.

I'm pretty willing to bet you engage in plenty of wasteful spending yourself.

I've been playing WoW since 1.4. So no, never thrown money away on frivolous pursuits.

[Puupi]

Have you ever used money you could have spent on in-game gold to buy food instead?

His mom does all the shopping, duh.

[Enthusiastic Steward]

Have you ever used money you could have spent on in-game gold to buy food instead?

'Could have'? Well obviously, given that all money spent technically 'could have' been spent on pretty much anything else. All that money wasted on food could have been spent on bourbon.

His mom does all the shopping, duh.

Psh, since giving her grandkids I don't see any of that action any more, it all goes to them.

I feel like my nonsense has derailed the thread a bit.

[Stormspark]

Great insurance if you have to go somewhere with diarrhea. "No, I didn't crap my pants, this is a new fashion!"

[cuafpr]

Great insurance if you have to go somewhere with diarrhea. "No, I didn't crap my pants, this is a new fashion!"

you good poster win the thread.

[Dug]

Everyone knows boiled denims is the real way to go

[Zoibert the Bear]

Is it real organic local mud?

Most importantly, I trust no muddy fields were made to suffer during the process.

[Puupi]

Most importantly, I trust no muddy fields were made to suffer during the process.

But the thing is, if it's real mud... oh boy the buyer will be surprised when he/she washes them for the first time.

[Zoibert the Bear]

But the thing is, if it's real mud... oh boy the buyer will be surprised when he/she washes them for the first time.

Don't worry, in collaboration with Apple Inc., a new technical support section will allow you to send your denims in for repair and have them re-muddified for the very realistic and appropriate fee of $350 per leg.

(Pricing model provided by Apple Inc. industry standards. All rights and references are reserved)

[Nerovar]

This is the end of modern civilization as we know it.

kek

/thread

[Puupi]

Don't worry, in collaboration with Apple Inc., a new technical support section* will allow you to send your denims in for repair and have them re-muddified for the very realistic and appropriate fee of $350 per leg.

(Pricing model provided by Apple Inc. industry standards. All rights and references are reserved)

*Only available on iTunes.

[prwraith]

Me and my girl were in the mall the other day in miami looking for shoes. We're wandering around hitting all the stores looking for a good pair of flats. I see nordstroms shoe section as it's right next to the entrance and say let's at least check it out.

First pair of basic shoes, nothing special about them really that she liked, price tag of like 600 bucks. I'll never understand the mindset of people who buy shit like this. Walked right back out.

[Enthusiastic Steward]

All that money spent on food that could have been wasted on bourbon could have been put to good use buying yourself stupid shit in WoW. GG you wasted all of it, Foody McLikestoeat.

I have no counter-argument. I am ashamed.

Not as ashamed as if I'd spent $425 on pre-muddied jeans instead of $60 on jeans and simply gone out and done work, but ashamed.

[belfpala]

Is it real organic local mud?

Farm raised. No earth worms were harmed in the making of the mud. Certified non-GMO. May contain peanuts, soy, and dairy.

But, jean trends go in cycles. Dark colored, light colored, ripped, bejeweled, dirty, patches on other things, blah blah blah.

[Puupi]

But, jean trends go in cycles. Dark colored, light colored, ripped, bejeweled, dirty, patches on other things, blah blah blah.

I just realized this but it seems people use the same adjectives to describe jeans as they do to describe prostitutes.

[Dadwen]

for 600$ I can get them ones stained with Mud and 10w40 used motor oil from a old Chevy 350....

[urasim]

most Americans (we all know they are the target for this) live paycheck to paycheck.

You think this is targeting the fucking poor? Yeah, I hear they're really into fashion and they can't get dirty jeans without paying hundreds of dollars for them..........................

You have a severe lack of critical thinking.

[Deleted]

We have some "journalists" writing articles about deliberately shitting their pants in a bus thinking it's a good gag. I guess this fashion innovation was conceived by some like-minded people.