What else doesn't go on pizza?

[GennGreymane]

Tomatoes are fruits.

Anyway, pizza is ultimately just flat bread with stuff cooked on top. Anything that can go on bread can go on pizza if everybody gets along. Dessert pizza? Sure. Think I might go make me a Nutella and candied bacon pizza later...

Thats why I said nearly every single fruit

on regular pizza, only tomato is appropriate.

[Serpha]

Fruits, all of them. Only meat and cheese is allowed.

[Video Games]

Death to the pineapple infidels.

Stop.

Anyway, I don't really want fish on pizza. Blehhhhhhhh

[belfpala]

Thats why I said nearly every single fruit

on regular pizza, only tomato is appropriate.

Fair enough. I guess not everyone is a fan of sweet/savory combos like I am. To each their own. How about green/red bell peppers? Or pickled hot peppers (pepperoncini)? Both fruits.

[Deleted]

If Neapolitans (in Naples, Italy) do not use it, it does not belong.

HOWEVER: There's a lot of experimentation in Naples on toppings - here's the menu list for some of the top Pizzeria's (in the world):

1) Pepe in Grani: https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/pepe...iazzo?tab=menu
2) Michele: https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Locati..._Campania.html
3) Starita: http://www.pizzeriestarita.it/fullsc.../menu/?lang=en
4) La Notizia: http://www.pizzarialanotizia.com/en/...an-pizza/menu/ (Best example as menu is in English)

EDIT: Ok, clearly none of you are from Naples or even Italian (someone wrote about pasta with chicken? WTF?) - so please use the menu No. 4 above for some basic education of what REAL pizza should be like.

[Deleted]

Everyone has a different taste in this ofcourse, but i personally dislike anchovis on pizza just because the taste is so strong it kinda takes over all the flavors. (Guess it applies for most fish on pizza.)

[Swalload]

Even if some porn will show you otherwise, a penis does not go on a pizza.

[Bigbazz]

Cheese on toast is nice, but it isn't Pizza.

[zenkai]

So we've had the debate about pineapples on pizza already, this is not the thread for it.

What else do you think doesn't go on pizzas? I've always thought that jalepenos doesn't go on pizza, the flavor clashes big time. Same with anchovies.

Anything you want to eat goes on a pizza, don't give a fuck what other people think especially those who care what you eat on your pizza.

/thread.

[GennGreymane]

Anything you want to eat goes on a pizza, don't give a fuck what other people think especially those who care what you eat on your pizza.

/thread.

Its NY slice or nothin bruh.

[Puupi]

Well do you mean regular pizza? If so

nearly every single fruit

"nearly"? Is that an euphemism for saying pineapple and banana belong to pizza?

My take is that fruit and salad don't belong to pizza. Nor sweet things like chocolate. All meat and veggies are fine!

[GennGreymane]

"nearly"? Is that an euphemism for saying pineapple and banana belong to pizza?

My take is that fruit and salad don't belong to pizza. Nor sweet things like chocolate. All meat and veggies are fine!

Tomatoes are a fruit and tomatoes belong.

[Deleted]

Its NY slice or nothin bruh.

Its Naples or nothing, barbarian foreigner!

[Danner]

So we've had the debate about pineapples on pizza already, this is not the thread for it.

What else do you think doesn't go on pizzas? I've always thought that jalepenos doesn't go on pizza, the flavor clashes big time. Same with anchovies.

I like just about any topping on pizza. Even weird ones. I'm not a picky eater, but almost all food out there has been created with care of taste combinations. You're very rarely gonna find a surströmming-and-grapefruit pizza because that just don't work. As such, almost no matter what the thing you put on a pizza, I'll eat it. Though with some judgemental looks if you deviate it too far from the standard.

The thing that ticks me off is excess oil.

If you put too much oil-drenched toppings on a pizza (dried tomatoes, marinated garlic - you name it), you get some of that oil it was contained in alongside it.
That oil goes everywhere. And it gives the pizza the flavour of being deep fried. I do not enjoy that, because it's no longer pizza at that point.

Worst case abuse I've seen of this is a professional pizzeria that used deep pans for cooking. Now dceep pan or not - that's a preference thing; but a deep pan contains that oil. And if combined, the pizza bread is just gonna deep fry in that oil. I don't want my pizza deep fried.

So - excess oil it is.

[GennGreymane]

Its Naples or nothing, barbarian foreigner!

we gonna fight now muh dood

[Machismo]

You put meat on a pizza, and continue putting meat on it until your arm gets tired. You toss it in an oven, then soak the grease off of it when it comes out. Anything hard and crunchy does not belong on a pizza. Yeah, I'm talking about you, veggies.

[Puupi]

Tomatoes are a fruit and tomatoes belong.

It's botanically a fruit, but its fructose level is nowhere near other fruits. Same goes for bell peppers.

[GennGreymane]

It's botanically a fruit, but its fructose level is nowhere near other fruits. Same goes for bell peppers.

Tomatoes or go home

[G3istly]

If it's sweet or fruity it doesn't belong anywhere near a pizza.

[Traveler Voltin]

Pudding.
Jello