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    Should the US just annex Liberia?

    Liberia was an African colony set up by America with the intent on sending emancipated slaves from the US and Caribbean islands to Africa. The African-American and Afro-Caribbean settlers were mostly Anglicized of Christian faith and English names, culturally different from the people the settlers came into contact with.

    Despite being only 10% of the population, the Liberian settlers brutally oppressed the natives, creating their own version of an apartheid. The US Navy even helping crush and repress native revolts.

    Now with Liberia being a shithole, but an identifibly American shithole, could the US just annex Liberia? Considering it's population is only about 4.503 million, it couldn't be that much of a burden on the US economy, plus you could get a decent amount of cheap labor.

    Alternatively, I'm sure our neighbors up north wouldn't mind gaining some more land. I can see it now, @Tennisace, Governor of Liberia

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    Didn't you guys try colonialism with the Philippines and then decide it wasn't much fun?

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    Why is it an American shithole again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seja Victrix View Post
    Didn't you guys try colonialism with the Philippines and then decide it wasn't much fun?
    We let the Philippines go, but we still held on to Puerto Rico and Guam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nixx View Post
    Is this... Is this a real question?
    Yes, especially the part about Tennisace becoming colonial governor of Liberia.

    /s

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    No need to annex it. Just make Obama president for life and let him fix it.

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    Why not? I'm sure they'd fast integrate into our beautiful and diverse urban youth culture of rap music, crack cocaine and pimping your sister-in-law.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atethecat View Post
    Yes, especially the part about Tennisace becoming colonial governor of Liberia.

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    No, we can't have that. Don't forget Tennisace needs to be available to be Governor General of Canada once the Empire is reformed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seja Victrix View Post
    No, we can't have that. Don't forget Tennisace needs to be available to be Governor General of Canada once the Empire is reformed.
    Why would you want to be Governor General of a shitty country?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cybran View Post
    No need to annex it. Just make Obama president for life and let him fix it.
    We should send you there. I believe in you.

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    We could have General Butt Naked appointed to the Joint Chiefs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoibert the Bear View Post
    Why would you want to be Governor General of a shitty country?
    Biggest fish in the tank thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoibert the Bear View Post
    Why would you want to be Governor General of a shitty country?
    Why not.....?
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    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Yeah, sure. As long as the OP get the house each person that comes over first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LMuhlen View Post
    Biggest fish in the tank thing?
    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    Why not.....?
    I mean, I understand you'd want to be Governor General of any other country, just for the heck of it, even Somalia for that matter. But Canada? It's a fucking hellhole.

    Lowest happiness index on Earth for the past 6 years...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoibert the Bear View Post
    Why would you want to be Governor General of a shitty country?
    Tenniceface loves Canada. Never underestimate love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seja Victrix View Post
    Tenniceface loves Canada. Never underestimate love.
    If you say so, I just can't fathom how anyone would want to remotely associate themselves with Hell on Earth.

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    We have our hands full with Puerto Rico, who waited until Trump was in charge then declared bankrupcy. We can't pick up another territory right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seja Victrix View Post
    Tenniceface loves Canada. Never underestimate love.
    Tennisace doesn't really love Canada. He just has a faux persona that people should be able to see through and actually hates Canada.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Collegeguy View Post
    Tennisace doesn't really love Canada. He just has a faux persona that people should be able to see through and actually hates Canada.
    His ideas are in line with the leader of Canada, Justin Trudeau. It's not like he has mostly fringe positions even if he were a faux persona.

    Similar to how there could be a Trump supporter in public who is secretly a leftist. Trump is president and those ideas are also not a small fringe. The ideas on both sides are independent of people and worth debating regardless of any faux characters.
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