Official MMOC Hunger Games thread 4

[Ripster42]

Jellyfish attacks.

I hate jellyfish. Fucking fuck fuckers fucking always chased me when I went into the water. Only me. Avoided the person 2ft away. Fucking. Jellyfish.

They have no brains. Unless something weird happens:

[Vanyali]

They have no brains. Unless something weird happens:[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/qEcBrxV.jpg[IMG]

Don't believe the propoganda.

[Temp name]

Don't believe the propoganda.

You seem mad.

Are you mad?

[Vanyali]

You seem mad.

Are you mad?

Jellyfish piss me right off. I ran into a school of them, A SCHOOL OF JELLYFISH. The person next to me? Not a single brush against them. I had scores from ankle to groin and I was in salt water.

[Temp name]

I had to google groin. I am sorry

certainly not the score your groin was looking for

Consider learning English, you fucking imbecile.

Jellyfish piss me right off. I ran into a school of them, A SCHOOL OF JELLYFISH. The person next to me? Not a single brush against them. I had scores from ankle to groin and I was in salt water.

They just tried to tell you that they had elected you jellyfish queen.

[icedwarrior]

Jellyfish... do we need 'em?

[Vanyali]

I had to google groin. I am sorry

certainly not the score your groin was looking for

My parents were laughing and wouldn't help me get out of the water

Also I was like 12

They just tried to tell you that they had elected you jellyfish queen.

Is that why even the fuckers at the aquarium float towards me INTENT ON KILLING ME?!

[Temp name]

Mods... do we need 'em?

Fixed your comment to be more topical.

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Also I was like 12

Then you definitely deserved it. 12 year olds are all assholes.

Is that why even the fuckers at the aquarium float towards me INTENT ON KILLING ME?!

Yeah, probably.

[Deleted]

Jellyfish... do we need 'em?

Maybe. They look pretty.

Fixed your comment to be more topical.

Yes. Yes, you do.

[Amirila]

Hi ami. You should run some games. Mehmers is wounded.

They can be the underwater games.

Fking mermaids fking everywhere drowning everyone being fking sirens leading the sharks to us what the fk kind of game are you asking for here.

New events! Shark attack! Distracted by dinglehoppers! Neptune gets angry! Ursula steals your voice!

... I might try and get some time...

[Temp name]

When I was little my brother and his friend used to pick up jellyfish (they were all over) and declare a Jellyfish war. Mostly what this meant was "Throw Jellyfish at Hanna because she's terrified of jellyfish".

I didn't enjoy that game.

That sounds like a terrible game.. How many jellyfish had to give up their lives for that..

[Temp name]

More than I can count

Then comes the question..

How far can you count?

[Xanjori]

Then comes the question..

How far can you count?

Hopefully further than she can cook...

[Xanjori]

Fite me irl

Can I just hide behind a frying pan?

[Temp name]

Like... Hypothetically? To six easily. Maybe even further. Haven't tried, I'm no mathematician

Mathematicians can't count either. That shit's for babies.

[Xanjori]

You could try, but I'm pretty good with frying pans. Lots of experience!

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/4EanDI2.gif[IMG]

I'll take my chances.

[Jester Joe]

Jellyfish piss me right off. I ran into a school of them, A SCHOOL OF JELLYFISH. The person next to me? Not a single brush against them. I had scores from ankle to groin and I was in salt water.

And you didn't even teach them

[Vanyali]

And you didn't even teach them

I gave them a valuable lesson on how to disarm a human being so they drown

[Jester Joe]

I gave them a valuable lesson on how to disarm a human being so they drown

Or did they teach you how to survive a Jellyfish attack without drowning?

[Vanyali]

Or did they teach you how to survive a Jellyfish attack without drowning?

I survived only because I had a wave board