Grab nearest book, turn to page 45; first sentence describes your love life

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Confined to the ground, the Outcasts were forced to contend with a cunning predator in the region: the saberon.

Chronicle Volume 2. I don't know what that means, maybe become a furry and hit on goth chicks?

"Confined to the ground, the Outcasts were forced to contend with a cunning predator in the region: the saberon."
Not too far off to be honest.

Lol, reading the same book AND at the same page.

[Cerilis]

"But grants did not always imply work done; and in the case of the almost every project, large or small, any step forward seemed but to provoke fresh difficulties."

Sounds legit, as a general statement... kinda.

[Dundebuns]

"Then it oozed through the gap."

Infinity Engine, Neal Asher.

[Vampyr78]

"Combining a stolen Protoform, Transmetal 2 technologoy, DNA from the first Dinobot and a fragment of Rampage Spark Megatron created this nightmarish clone to serve him."

Hmm, doesn't sound bad.

[dejec1989]

"Oh," whispered Jaina beside him, "They look...so sad."

Great sad love life and getting told that by Jaina of all people.... -.- fml

[Gutler]

The next thing that startled him was the sight of Ford Prefect hurtling across the desk at him fists first.

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy: Mostly Harmless

[Astalnar]

"QUESTENBERG: What do you see, friend?"
- Sigmund Freud, Introductory Lectures on Psycho-Analysis

[droodsforlife]

"An individual body seems discrete enough while it lasts, but alas, how long is that?".... well that's somewhat worrying lmao

[Sicklle]

"They said you were dead" the Hound said.
A clash of kings book.

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minimalisable to one unit. ...

.. it honestly said that,.. a book about logic programming... the universe is mocking me.

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minimalisable to one unit. ...

.. it honestly said that,.. a book about logic programming... the universe is mocking me.

It's all about interpretation.

[Xyonai]

Adventurers are extraordinary people, driven by a thirst for excitement into a life that others would never dare lead. - Dungeons and Dragons Player's Handbook, 5th Edition.

...I'm not entirely sure what to make of this.

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Adventurers are extraordinary people, driven by a thirst for excitement into a life that others would never dare lead. - Dungeons and Dragons Player's Handbook, 5th Edition.

...I'm not entirely sure what to make of this.

A Tinder profile.

Do it.

[Xyonai]

A Tinder profile.

Do it.

Honestly, you say this as a joke but I do wonder if it'll work. Lol

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Honestly, you say this as a joke but I do wonder if it'll work. Lol

Post the results

[Zelk]

As Danglars approached the disappointed lover, he cast on him a look of deep meaning, while Fernand, as he slowly paced behind the happy pair, who seemed, in their own unmixed content, to have entirely forgotten that such a being as himself existed, was pale and abstracted; occasionally, however, a deep flush would overspread his countenance, and a nervous contraction distort his features, while, with an agitated and restless gaze, he would glance in the direction of Marseilles, like one who either anticipated or foresaw some great and important event.

Catchy stuff that

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Honestly, you say this as a joke but I do wonder if it'll work. Lol

I swear This guy will be hanging from a dominatrixs' ceiling by next weekend

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It's all about interpretation.

Im so busted

#foreveralone

[Hey There Guys its Metro]

What do we do if the book doesnt have that many pages?

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I swear This guy will be hanging from a dominatrixs' ceiling by next weekend

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Im so busted

#foreveralone

*backs away slowly*

[Sky High]

From Micheal Crichton's "Timeline"

but as she came closer, she slowed down

wow that is... oddly reminiscent of my diet/workout routine*