If you were going to be executed, what method would you pick?

[Talon8669]

If you were about to be executed, and could pick the method of execution, what would you pick? And no, you can't pick something like old age.

If I was going to be executed and I could chose the method I would opt for death by old age. Preferably after a long life spent relaxing on a beach eating lobster and drinking tropical drinks with umbrellas and surrounded by naked women who's sole desire was my satisfaction....that's an execution I could get behind.

[Cæli]

execution by drug overdose

[markos82]

I don't have ED

Oh i got it few weeks ago, lacking haste so just keeping it in bags

[Deleted]

I will take execution by old age in my own house, free. Thank you very much.

[Powerogue]

Not being a fan of the thought of being temporarily alive as a decapitated head or being shoved full of needles, I'd have to go with the firing squad or something similarly instantaneous like falling headfirst down the grand canyon.

[Blood Raven]

Trial by combat. If I'm doomed to die I might as well try to take one of the bastards with me.

[Fonduset]

I would want to be stoned to death. Seems like a popular method. Never seems to fail, get a good crowd to see you off too

[Revik]

Auto Erotic Asphyxiation

[lucred]

Nitrogen gas replacing my air, or a morphine/other opioid overdose. You would never even feel it... Far as I know, the only reason to go with our current forms of lethal injection is to ADD the possibility of horrible suffering since we have stuff that we KNOW works because people accidentally kill themselves with it frequently and the ones who survive do not report any suffering in the process...

[Deleted]

Forced to read Tennisace and Jaylock threads 24/7. I can't imagine anything more horrible

[Granyala]

Hug a nuclear warhead when it goes boom.

[AeneasBK]

Nuclear strike.

[Grimreaper]

Blood Eagle

[Freighter]

Alprazolam + morphine overdose.

[zenkai]

Death by Snu Snu

Came here for this comment, left not disappointed.

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If you were about to be executed, and could pick the method of execution, what would you pick? And no, you can't pick something like old age.

Death by Unga Bunga

[Elim Garak]

Death by old age

[Deleted]

I would want to be stoned to death. Seems like a popular method. Never seems to fail, get a good crowd to see you off too

I don't really understand that. Like, if you had to choose a method you are executed with, why would you go for one that potentially causes a lot of agony and can take quite a while?

Nitrogen gas replacing my air, or a morphine/other opioid overdose.

Those would work too.

[KrotosTheTank]

Gotta consider an option provided to Doug Stanhope by an audience member in one of his standup shows...

Go to the top of a building, tie a rope to your feet, then tie a metal cord (thinner) around your neck, but make it shorter than the rope around your feet. Glue your hands to the side of your head and then just jump off. It'll cut off your head, but you'll be left hanging there holding onto it. lmao.

[Fonduset]

[QUOTE=Pendra;45749618]I don't really understand that. Like, if you had to choose a method you are executed with, why would you go for one that potentially causes a lot of agony and can take quite a while?

I was trying to be ironic. Guess I am not very good at it.

[Shinrael]

I've always thought that if I am to die (be it suicide or execution), I'd prefer it to involve jumping/being thrown from a very high place, so that I can feel like I am flying.