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    Quote Originally Posted by Helryx View Post
    Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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    A 3 lb lobster, a bone in ribeye, medium rare, some kind of sushi platter, and a 4 pack of Duvel to wash it all down.
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    Can my mom and/or grandma make a feast for me?

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    Vegan friendly genuine beef.

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    A Five Guys double bacon cheeseburger with fries and a few bottles of Blue Moon beer.

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    The biggest most perfectly marbled medium rare bone-in ribeye steak. Make that 5. Give me 5 of those. And a bottle of 15 year Pappy Van Winkle to wash it all down, and also to get black out wasted before my execution.
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    An all you can eat buffet, then I would deny the state the pleasure of killing me by literally eating so much food that my stomach explodes.

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    A gallon of flavoured lube and hentai printed on edible paper

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    Probably something really simple but pleasurable, like a giant clam, crab and lobster bake. You can't be miserable when you're walloping things with a mallet to scoop out the delicious innards.

    Which, incidentally, would probably be why I was on death row in the first place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by breadisfunny View Post
    if you were to be executed and had a choice of last meal what would it be?
    for me it would be a well done steak topped with some spicy ghost peppers, calamari in a creamy alfredo sauce and a creamy pappardelle dish in garlic with mussels and mushrooms with some lemon flavored snapple tea.
    Pizza! Yummy!

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    My mom's tacos.

    If that meal came with a visit from her... I would also ask her to remember me as her little boy, and not the monster I had become.

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    My mom's tacos.

    If that meal came with a visit from her... I would also ask her to remember me as her little boy, and not the monster I had become.
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    Something huge and disgusting, so when I die and my corpse shit itself, it's gonna be fucking gross.

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    probably my mom's potato/egg salad with a steak and lots of veggies.

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    Apfelstrudel.

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    3 extra large pizzas from the local pizzeria. Probably won't manage 1, but if it's my last meal, I'll give it my best try to eat them all
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    12 bottles of bleach.

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    Hot wings and a large sprite/fanta/Coke whatever will do.

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    Something infused with a weaponized, extremely resistant, extremely contagious hypervirus, just so that everyone I come in contact with dies an excruciating death, and so that the majority of the planet's populace gets wiped out as well.

    I mean, I won't exist in a few hours, so why not.

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