All right, gentleperchildren, let's review. The year is 2024 - that's two-zero-two-four, as in the 21st Century's perfect vision - and I am sorry to say the world has become a pussy-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of still-masked clots ridden infertile senile sissies who want the Last Ukrainian to die so they can get on with the War on China, with some middle-eastern genocide on the side
A 3 lb lobster, a bone in ribeye, medium rare, some kind of sushi platter, and a 4 pack of Duvel to wash it all down.
Beta Club Brosquad
Can my mom and/or grandma make a feast for me?
Vegan friendly genuine beef.
Challenge Mode : Play WoW like my disability has me play:
You will need two people, Brian MUST use the mouse for movement/looking and John MUST use the keyboard for casting, attacking, healing etc.
Briand and John share the same goal, same intentions - but they can't talk to each other, however they can react to each other's in game activities.
Now see how far Brian and John get in WoW.
A Five Guys double bacon cheeseburger with fries and a few bottles of Blue Moon beer.
The biggest most perfectly marbled medium rare bone-in ribeye steak. Make that 5. Give me 5 of those. And a bottle of 15 year Pappy Van Winkle to wash it all down, and also to get black out wasted before my execution.
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An all you can eat buffet, then I would deny the state the pleasure of killing me by literally eating so much food that my stomach explodes.
A gallon of flavoured lube and hentai printed on edible paper
Probably something really simple but pleasurable, like a giant clam, crab and lobster bake. You can't be miserable when you're walloping things with a mallet to scoop out the delicious innards.
Which, incidentally, would probably be why I was on death row in the first place.
This concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us.
My mom's tacos.
If that meal came with a visit from her... I would also ask her to remember me as her little boy, and not the monster I had become.
Something huge and disgusting, so when I die and my corpse shit itself, it's gonna be fucking gross.
probably my mom's potato/egg salad with a steak and lots of veggies.
Apfelstrudel.
Hot wings and a large sprite/fanta/Coke whatever will do.
Something infused with a weaponized, extremely resistant, extremely contagious hypervirus, just so that everyone I come in contact with dies an excruciating death, and so that the majority of the planet's populace gets wiped out as well.
I mean, I won't exist in a few hours, so why not.