Conspiracy theory: Jaylock is Blizzard

[Niwes]

Hi folks,

conspiracy theories are fun. You can meet the most crazy ppls there. So, i have one for you:

Jaylock (with the obvious Jaylock threads) is a Blizzard employee, working in the marketing/analysis corner at Blizz HQ.

/discuss



Sorry Jay, nothing personal But at some point someone had to do this

[FlemmMinis]

Aren't conspiracy Threads against the rules?

[grexly75]

Might want to be careful or those black helicopters loaded with Blizzard's Shock Troopers might come a knocking.

[Niwes]

Aren't conspiracy Threads against the rules?

possible. i think mods will close when they think its right.
i assume that maybe discussing a member is against the rules.
i dont know. but someone had to do this

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Might want to be careful or those black helicopters loaded with Blizzard's Shock Troopers might come a knocking.

queeeeeeek *panic*

[Phookah]

This is stupid, because it doesn't even make any sense at all. At least try to have a tiny shred of reasoning behind your ideas before posting.

[Deleted]

An anagram of "Jaylock Shitposts" is "Jacks Toothy Slips"

Jaylock is a blowjob confirmed.

[McNeil]

Its a conspiracy theory? I thought we all knew it already..

[Pull My Finger]

Hi folks,

conspiracy theories are fun. You can meet the most crazy ppls there. So, i have one for you:

Jaylock (with the obvious Jaylock threads) is a Blizzard employee, working in the marketing/analysis corner at Blizz HQ.

/discuss



Sorry Jay, nothing personal But at some point someone had to do this

He's just the traffic generation account that mod use to stir the pot. Last time I pointed that out, I instantly got an infraction, which tells you it's 100% true.

[grexly75]

This is stupid, because it doesn't even make any sense at all. At least try to have a tiny shred of reasoning behind your ideas before posting.

More of a case that the OP was more than likely making a joke and well more to the case the sudden spree of Jaylock threads..

[ComputerNerd]

Fanboy, paid shill, white knight, blizzard apologist, to name but a few used to describe many players.
Myself included.

Not everyone wants to look for the worst.
Doesn't mean we ignore it or don't feel the same way.
We just don't see the need to whine for the sake of whining.

[Divinexve]

7/11 was a part time job

[Zelk]

Clearly didn't see his posts during cata and Mists lmao

[Niwes]

An anagram of "Jaylock Shitposts" is "Jacks Toothy Slips"

Jaylock is a blowjob confirmed.

what are toothy slips?

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He's just the traffic generation account that mod use to stir the pot. Last time I pointed that out, I instantly got an infraction, which tells you it's 100% true.

also very good !

[Aeluron Lightsong]

He's just the traffic generation account that mod use to stir the pot. Last time I pointed that out, I instantly got an infraction, which tells you it's 100% true.

Sounds legit...




Not

[Deleted]

what are toothy slips?

Pay me £20 and you'll get to find out.

[Deleted]

It all makes sense now! Jaylock is the Troll the MMO-Champ Forums deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll ban him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent paid shill, a watchful fanboy. A white knight.

[Jtbrig7390]

Gnome Fuel Doesn't Melt Fel-Beams....

[Queen of Hamsters]

... Since when does Jaylock qualify for the "white knight" and "Blizzard shill"-labels? It's clear that whenever he's positive about the game, it's because he knows it'll stir the shit among all the Negative Nates out on this forum...

[Softbottom]

Ive had jaylock on ignore for years. Probably the best thing ive ever done. His threads are retarded.

[Jaylock]

I don't work for Blizzard. I'm a fan just like all of you.