Harambe, Never Forget 5/28

[Tic Tacs]

Harambe will forever live on in our hearts, dicks out for Harambe please.

[Deleted]

Let the fucking memes die in peace please.

[derpkitteh]

i'll grab a dildo and stick it through my shorts zipper in honor.

never forget.

[Sykol]

Let the fucking memes die in peace please.

Would you call Jesus a meme? Reported for religious discrimination.

OT: My dick has stayed out this entire year, and will continue to do so. Until your second coming, old friend.

[Deleted]

It was a great day. Charlton Heston would be proud.

[Fincayra]

Yes, let's celebrate the zoo worker's quick thinking for saving that young child from what could have been a horrific conclusion.

[Firatha]

Yes, let's celebrate the zoo worker's quick thinking for saving that young child from what could have been a horrific conclusion.

Implying the conclusion was not horrific regardless.

[Sykol]

Yes, let's celebrate the zoo worker's quick thinking for saving that young child from what could have been a horrific conclusion.

Don't forget the mother for hurling her child into a gorilla den! She deserves at least half the credit.

[Fincayra]

Implying the conclusion was not horrific regardless.

a single human life is well worth the cost of a non-human life IMO.

[Darsithis]

Implying the conclusion was not horrific regardless.

It wasn't horrific. It was necessary.

[Ghostpanther]

I'll remember the day that zoo staff took the necessary steps to ensure the survival of a young child.

Good job, guys.

They should have taken those steps before the kid fell in the pit.

[Ghostpanther]

Coulda, woulda, shoulda.... the ape needed to be put down. I applaud them for doing so.

Not disagreeing with the steps taken to save the boy's life. But it was a step which would not have been necessary if they had the common sense to take steps to prevent it from happening in the first place.

[Deleted]

Not disagreeing with the steps taken to save the boy's life. But it was a step which would not have been necessary if they had the common sense to take steps to prevent it from happening in the first place.

Well, another common sense step that could've been taken would've been to use a condom.

[derpkitteh]

1 out of 7bil vs. 1 out of ~100,000

sorry, not that concerned tbh.

[Shadowferal]

This thread was a good idea....

[Ghostpanther]

Well, another common sense step that could've been taken would've been to use a condom.

condom?...lol. Maybe I missed something about the accident.

[Ilikegreenfire]

Yes, let's celebrate the zoo worker's quick thinking for saving that young child from what could have been a horrific conclusion.

One Gorilla's life is worth far more than one human, there are 7+ billion of us, especially one dumb enough(and breed from parents dumb enough to let him) to break into a Gorilla enclosure. Whose to say it even would have killed him anyway.

[Deleted]

condom?...lol. Maybe I missed something about the accident.

Use a condom, bring one less little shit into this world, and Harambe would still be alive. Blame the parents first, they're the ultimate culprits here. They should've gone to jail for reckless abandonment.

[Ghostpanther]

Learn from it and move forward. They've since added in new fencing and nets.

But you see, the boy could have been killed by their carelessness and rightfully sued. It is wrong to have wild animals caged and not take every step one can think of to ensure public safety.

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Use a condom, bring one less little shit into this world, and Harambe would still be alive. Blame the parents first, they're the ultimate culprits here. They should've gone to jail for reckless abandonment.

lol.I think the parents do share some of the blame. But the zoo more so.

[derpkitteh]

One Gorilla life is worth far more than one human, there are 7+ billion of us, especially one dumb enough to break into a Gorilla enclosure. Whose to say it even would have killed him anyway.

they at least had time to use a non-lethal method.

it was a knee-jerk reaction from an idiot to save an idiot.