Poll: who is the king of one liners?

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    Who is the king of one liners?

    Who do you think is the king of on liners?

    I am afraid these three are the only ones I know.

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    nuff said :P
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    Bruce Campbell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triggered Fridgekin View Post
    Bruce Campbell.

    This, He's got some good ones in Ash vs. the Evil Dead tv show.
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    Deadpool...
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    Khadgar!!! He is the punnyist of them all.
    Me thinks Chromie has a whole lot of splaining to do!

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    Arnold man, it's not even a contest.

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    Other- Rodney Dangerfield
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas82 View Post
    Wow. I was expecting choices like Rodney Dangerfield and Mitch Hedberg...
    Was expecting Rodney myself. He's hands down the king, but doubt a lot of people know who he is today though.

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    Bruce Campbell= King of the B movies and god of the one liner.

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    Pam from Archer.

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    Other - Henny Youngman, Everyone has hear the "Take my wife, Please" joke. it was rated as the best one-liner ever and since he originated it, I nominate him.

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    Stewart Francis or Milton Jones.

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    As the poll goes right now, Rest of World has slightly more good one-liners than Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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    Henny Youngman
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    I know the voices in my head are not real BUT they have some REALLY good ideas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas82 View Post
    Wow. I was expecting choices like Rodney Dangerfield and Mitch Hedberg...
    Rodney dangerfield was the first name that popped in my head after reading the title. Looked t the poll options and was very disappointed

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    Arnold and Bruce Campbell
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    Meant Wetback. That's what the guy from Home Depot called it anyway.
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