You're not to think you are anything special. You're not to think you are as good as we are. You're not to think you are smarter than we are. You're not to convince yourself that you are better than we are. You're not to think you know more than we do. You're not to think you are more important than we are. You're not to think you are good at anything. You're not to laugh at us. You're not to think anyone cares about you. You're not to think you can teach us anything.
Normal and Logical are two words that should never really be used in conjunction with American and Guns, since when it comes to guns, Americans are anything but logical or normal.
I mean, what did you expect? This is a country which has literally decided that letting astronomical numbers of people die every year due to guns is an acceptable price to pay for "muh freedomz". A country which stood by and watched as shit like 20 kids in an elementary school or nearly 50 people in a nightclub get gunned down and the collective response of society is: whelp, that was aweful, and then promptly ceased to really give a fuck. You can't really expect normal or logical from any society that has come to the collective conclusion that senseless loss of life is a perfectly acceptable price to pay so that any potential psychopath with a grudge can have his right to own a firearm protected by law.
Why not just take away -all- things that could be considered weapons? You don't need that cricket bat! A hockey stick? Sorry, no can do.
Box cutter? Forget it, you might cut yourself! Back to using your teeth, and we might even take those away if you keep smiling at people the wrong way.
I can do 'ad absurdum' too
You're not to think you are anything special. You're not to think you are as good as we are. You're not to think you are smarter than we are. You're not to convince yourself that you are better than we are. You're not to think you know more than we do. You're not to think you are more important than we are. You're not to think you are good at anything. You're not to laugh at us. You're not to think anyone cares about you. You're not to think you can teach us anything.
Those are quite easy to build with household materials believe it or not.
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Box cutters were responsible for the deaths of over 3,000 on 9/11.
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Wheee!
We have us a real America hater here folks!!
This doesn't phase me one bit
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-34996604
13,286 in 2015 out of over 300 million is not an "astronomical" number.
You're not to think you are anything special. You're not to think you are as good as we are. You're not to think you are smarter than we are. You're not to convince yourself that you are better than we are. You're not to think you know more than we do. You're not to think you are more important than we are. You're not to think you are good at anything. You're not to laugh at us. You're not to think anyone cares about you. You're not to think you can teach us anything.
Do you have a counter argument? Personally, I kind of like America. I mean, sure, your current President is a human shitstain, your Political system is a fucking circus, your ideas about what qualify as a viable healthcare system are a joke, and your stance on firearms is just simply sad, but other than that, your country is a fairly decent place. You have some fairly kickass national parks too. Well, currently have. God only knows how long those are going to last under the current administration.