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    Mens problem - Hair

    Hey guys,

    No ladies here. This is mens talk only.

    With that out of the way:

    We will now discuss this very awkward topic(might come off trollish). You know what it is, you know how it affects you, you know you never talk about and you hate it:

    Butt hair.

    The problem is not the hair itself, but how much mess it becomes, after a warm shower... Or when you been in the bed, had the heat and the white sheet is no longer... white.

    I guess some don't have any issue, while others are having trouble with the hygiene, when all kind of stuff is stuck in the hair.

    How do you deal with this mess(shaving is stupid, won't work for me)?
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    why would hair give you trouble with sheets in bed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digital Dream View Post
    why would hair give you trouble with sheets in bed?
    Because you can see where your butt cheek been after a sweaty session, if you spot the brown line...

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    Shave. Wax. Or use a hair removal creme. also, wash yourself more. it is really that simple.
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    I've done nothing wrong. I'm not the one with the problem its everyone else that has a problem with me.
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    Clean yourself properly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strifeload View Post
    Because you can see where you butt cheek been after a sweaty session, if you spot the brown line...
    if this is the case, there is shit in your butt ahir. if there is shit in your butt hair, you dont wash enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strifeload View Post
    Because you can see where you butt cheek been after a sweaty session, if you spot the brown line...
    you need to clean yourself better

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    Not sure what you are saying. Are you saying that you are losing your body hair on the bed sheet? then change the sheet, often. Not sure if there is other way to deal with it.

    as for my butt hair, well i don't really see my but, i am not flexible enough, so i don't really care about my butt. i just ... ignore it.

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    What are you, a gorilla?

    I suggest washing more, or shaving. How exactly is shaving a problem? I've done it all over for years, never had any problems?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digital Dream View Post
    you need to clean yourself better
    Personally I reached a point, where I feel like no matter how much ive cleaned myself, the problem happends way too often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shakadam View Post
    What are you, a gorilla?

    I suggest washing more, or shaving. How exactly is shaving a problem? I've done it all over for years, never had any problems?
    What if you cut yourself? Isnt it itchy? And how often are you supposed to do that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strifeload View Post
    Personally I reached a point, where I feel like no matter how much ive cleaned myself, the problem happends way too often.
    dont matter what i do my bed sheet dont become brown lol

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    my dude, we get hair in our asscrack too. maybe not as bad as men, but that probably varies by race.

    i'm half-italian, and if i don't shave back there, i just won't feel clean.

    also, if there's brown... you need to learn to clean better, you probably smell bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strifeload View Post
    Personally I reached a point, where I feel like no matter how much ive cleaned myself, the problem happends way too often.

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    What if you cut yourself? Isnt it itchy? And how often are you supposed to do that?
    Okay. Look. IF you really have that much butt hair, that the amount of washing doesn´t matter (which I can´t believe), then you NEED to remove the hair. there are other methods then shaving. certain slons wax your butt crack. if you have the money, fucking laser them hairs away. they wont come back forever. or, buy some hair removal product. i recommend the products from deep line, just make sure it suits the body part.
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    my dude, we get hair in our asscrack too. maybe not as bad as men, but that probably varies by race.

    i'm half-italian, and if i don't shave back there, i just won't feel clean.

    also, if there's brown... you need to learn to clean better, you probably smell bad.
    Im mediterranean as well. And it's bad as you guessed it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valech View Post
    Okay. Look. IF you really have that much butt hair, that the amount of washing doesn´t matter (which I can´t believe), then you NEED to remove the hair. there are other methods then shaving. certain slons wax your butt crack. if you have the money, fucking laser them hairs away. they wont come back forever. or, buy some hair removal product. i recommend the products from deep line, just make sure it suits the body part.
    No matter how much washing, i still manage to mark my territory.

    I thought it was a general thing men are having?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strifeload View Post
    I swear ive been washing myself just to make sure, didnt poop until the bed gymnastics and i still manage to mark my territory.

    I thought it was a general thing men are having?
    If you're having poop coming out from your ass without you knowing it than you gotta check with a doctor. It's either that or you can't possible clean yourself properly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strifeload View Post
    No matter how much washing, i still manage to mark my territory.

    I thought it was a general thing men are having?
    Duuuuude, that's fucking nasty. Learn to clean yourself properly.

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    Im sorry but this comment made my day.

    Im thinking its my very curly hair.

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    Wipe yourself better. I've never, ever had an issue with leaving skid marks on sheets or underwear.
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    Kaleredar is right...
    Words to live by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Fun View Post
    Duuuuude, that's fucking nasty. Learn to clean yourself properly.
    Dude im trying!

    I thought it was normal for men. Stop making me feel bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaleredar View Post
    Wipe yourself better. I've never, ever had an issue with leaving skid marks on sheets or underwear.
    I had the opposite my whole life.

    Trick is wiping good then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaleredar View Post
    Wipe yourself better. I've never, ever had an issue with leaving skid marks on sheets or underwear.
    Don't use TP except for drying, use water for washing.

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