"Ode to Anduin"
I keep lamenting
About how it came so far
The war was won
Yet
You had become such a PUA
When some small talk
During Varian's funeral
Was all it would take
To earn some sympathy
This White Knight
A War-Torn Lady
If only
I could profess my undying love
To you.
"Mail Delivery System" <Mailer-Daemon@mmo-champion.com>
Date: Thurs, 06 Jul 2017 04:44:24 -0600
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Subject: Unending Desire
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RIP Genn Greymane, Permabanned on 8.22.18
Your name will carry on through generations, and will never be forgotten.
Last edited by mmocc02219cc8b; 2017-07-06 at 11:00 PM.
Ah yes, the life and times of MMO-C's greatest ladies man and PUA:
Yeah if you have nothing else, sure. But then what? The response to "hi" is "hi". The response to "how are you?" is "fine" and then what? You need to have a plan. You need to have things in your pipeline like "you look french" or "what I noticed about you is that you have a very dreamy look" etc. Look at her and make observations. Maybe she's wearing a band shirt or whatever. You need to have something. Just "hi" is not enough.
Asians are crazy for white dick.
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Well I can judge your personality based on what you write, but I can't judge your looks. So unless you show me pictures of your hideous face, I will remain doubtful.
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You have no idea what you are talking about. I'm a fat white guy and after only one month of game I got the number of a cute chinese girl I approached on the street. Learn game before you talk about something you don't know about.
As horrendously cringe inducing the thread is, the replies are 10x worst. However to humour the OP; I once gave my number to a shop assistant and the following day we fucked