CNN is afraid of memes, just look at the last few days.
I am surprised you for confirming that the Dem/left are the more violent of the two parties. They work really hard trying to hide that (but the truth is coming out as it always does, I guess), why would you foil their plan? Only a party that has lost its soul and is trapped in the troughs of violence would say something like "you can't throw down as hard as the left."
I also think you are totally wrong.
The smart money would be on the military men of the right (most military men lean conservative) over the punk thugs of the left any day.