Jehovahs witnesses

[Neyze]

There's been these guys knocking at my door for 20 minutes yelling, 'please 7up!'

I told him I only have coke so he says

'then sprite that's why were here!'

At this point I'm just like alright dude fuck off, how do I make this guy go away?

[Deleted]

tell them fuck off from my property or i call the police

[Very Tired]

I also having pesky neighbors who annoyingly knock at my door after midnight. Can you believe it?

Lucky, I'm usually up anyway playing my bag pipes on the patio.

[Neyze]

Well imagine my shock when a SWAT team kicks down my door and starts raiding my house

Does anyone think it'll hold up in court when I say I honestly thought they were asking for a soda when they said 'POLICE, OPEN UP'

[Santti]

There's been these guys knocking at my door for 20 minutes yelling, 'please 7up!'

I told him I only have coke so he says

'then sprite that's why were here!'

At this point I'm just like alright dude fuck off, how do I make this guy go away?

Say "No" and slam the door?

Just don't talk to them.

[Shadowferal]

Tell them that this is private property, and to take note of the sign near the door

[the game]

Tell him you had sex with his wife.

[Sky High]

You should

[Shadowferal]

Looks like an old Cthulhu joke or something.

[Xandrigity]

Answer the door wearing only a smile, they won't come back.

[Phookah]

Well imagine my shock when a SWAT team kicks down my door and starts raiding my house

Does anyone think it'll hold up in court when I say I honestly thought they were asking for a soda when they said 'POLICE, OPEN UP'

I'm sure you totally got SWATED and dealt with it all in 14 minutes time.

Why do people lie about the dumbest shit on the internet?

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What the fuck nonsense thread is this?

Someone who's bored and doesn't understand timestamps I guess.

[Blueobelisk]

Does anyone think it'll hold up in court when I say I honestly thought they were asking for a soda when they said 'POLICE, OPEN UP'

That's actually kinda funny. Although I don't get the "sprite" line.

[Garnier Fructis]

I feel like I'm missing a joke. Or multiple jokes.

[Blueobelisk]

I feel like I'm missing a joke. Or multiple jokes.

>Person knocking at my door.
>"Please 7up"
>Swat team raids house.
>They were really saying "police open up".

The other soda stuff he said was dumb, but the way he lines were told was actually a bit comical. The delivery was good. I liked it.

[Celista]

Well imagine my shock when a SWAT team kicks down my door and starts raiding my house

Does anyone think it'll hold up in court when I say I honestly thought they were asking for a soda when they said 'POLICE, OPEN UP'

How bored are you right now? lol

[Mistame]

I just draw a chalk line of a person and bible on the porch. /shrug

[Allybeboba]

Turn this on full blast.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B4mhZ4TzD9Y

[Piglord]

Yell "it's all fun and games until I'm wearing your skin as a pancho"

[Kaleredar]

>Person knocking at my door.
>"Please 7up"
>Swat team raids house.
>They were really saying "police open up".

The other soda stuff he said was dumb, but the way he lines were told was actually a bit comical. The delivery was good. I liked it.

What kind of crazy accent pronounces "police, open up" as "please, 7 up?"

[Z-Man]

Well imagine my shock when a SWAT team kicks down my door and starts raiding my house

Does anyone think it'll hold up in court when I say I honestly thought they were asking for a soda when they said 'POLICE, OPEN UP'

Coke or Pepsi?