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    So be picky in a apocalypse or survive?

    Pretty sure I know what I would pick.

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    Sometimes food is just...food.



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    Quote Originally Posted by ParanoiD84 View Post
    Smashing it with a rock should do it
    rubbing against a rock is a better way.

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    I already ate canned food, it's actually better prepared that many cook-made shit.

    Heck, my country has an entire industry based on canned fish.
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    Turning down food you don't like is a luxury. Luxury will be the first thing to go during any kind of apocalypse.
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    I survived Norwegian dry fish rations in Afghanistan.

    I'll take my chances..

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    Seeing that it's the apocalypse, I'd imagine I'm dead before starvation kicks in.

    It's my only weakness. That I'm weak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerilis View Post
    So opening the can would be impossible.
    A rock and a screwdriver. Done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tauror View Post
    A rock and a screwdriver. Done.
    Or a spoon, if there's one laying around.
    Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
    The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!
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    In War World II, 15 million cans of Spam were provided to troops each week.

    I don't think any of them starved out of reluctance to eat canned meat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tauror View Post
    A rock and a screwdriver. Done.
    Just rub it against a flat rock. No real force needed.
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    A better thread would've been in times of a Apocalypse, would you eat human flesh or starve?

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    Can I cook it? If so I have no problem. I get some nice teriyaki sauce maybe some salt and pepper and I can eat it. But most importantly what about water? I can live without food for about a month or so but water is different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Master Chief View Post
    A better thread would've been in times of a Apocalypse, would you eat human flesh or starve?
    Yes...When all other resources have run dry, I would.
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    Me and some friends with guns are going bunker hunting for supplies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taso View Post
    Can I cook it? If so I have no problem. I get some nice teriyaki sauce maybe some salt and pepper and I can eat it. But most importantly what about water? I can live without food for about a month or so but water is different.
    Water will be the most difficult thing to come by. Start getting friendly with Kevin Costner right away, or you will be doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    Me and some friends with guns are going bunker hunting for supplies.
    And we have our first Raider!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Master Chief View Post
    A better thread would've been in times of a Apocalypse, would you eat human flesh or starve?
    Now that is a question I can't honestly answer. I can't stand the concept of canibalism, it makes my entire body tense just thinking of it. But in times of survival? I simply don't know what I would do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathandira View Post
    Water will be the most difficult thing to come by. Start getting friendly with Kevin Costner right away, or you will be doomed.

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    And we have our first Raider!
    I'm teasing I'm good on supplies and location.
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    Nothing extremely wrong with canned meat, so I would eat it well enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    Me and some friends with guns are going bunker hunting for supplies.
    My Friends and I will be armed and waiting in our Vault for you. Hopefully, you'll already have hit a few other bunkers so we can take from you what you took from them.
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