Do you carry Condoms on you at all times? (And if so - where)

[Doctor Amadeus]

I am aware of both facts. I have access to lots of condoms.

Well Lucky you, those things used to be kind of expensive.

[Fencers]

Well Lucky you, those things used to be kind of expensive.

$30 for 100 on Amazon. Trojan.

[Doctor Amadeus]

Yeah. Keeping them in your wallet is actually a bad place:

"Storing condoms in your wallet, then putting your wallet in your back pocket, is a bad idea. Between the friction of your body movements, sitting down, and body heat, the condom can be worn down."

https://www.target.com/bp/trojan

Yeah $14.89 USD for 36 count, that is kind of spendy unless you're Auduin and then he needs like 25 or 26 TOPS!

[Deleted]

I meant Video Games, unless you plan to eat them which might explain even more why Ted Bundy would... I am not sure if Video Games is white though. Or of Legal age or you, but Video Games can do this trick once heha plugged a few of those donuts down.

i dont understand

[Doctor Amadeus]

$30 for 100 on Amazon. Trojan.

Damn you really can find everything on Amazon, that isn't bad Targets gouging at like $15 for 36. Those ones on Amazon aren't from China, because that could be a lot of disappointment.

I mean you know because of the shipping and stuff.

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i dont understand

Well I just thought Thurin and Video Games seem like nice people for you to go have coffee with

[Requimortem]

i dont understand

Don't worry, nobody ever understands what he's saying.

[Deleted]

25, that optimism!

To be honest, it was kind of an accident. I bought really thin condoms once, but they ripped several times, so I wanted to get normal ones. But then I accidentally bought thin ones again. Then I bought regular ones. So now I have 25, and 2/3 of them I'm afraid of using. But maybe it was the lube that made them rip? Although it's water-based lube, so I don't know.

[Requimortem]

You may outnumber me 2 to 1 now, but I believe in the victory of fine taste, and all that!

Are you seriously trying to tell me there's something wrong with glazed donuts? Because that's absurd. Sure, they're not my first choice when getting donuts but sometimes a simple glazed donut is a nice thing to have.

[Video Games]

It was just an observation as she says the same thing everywhere.

Anduin and I have a running convo in another thread.

I also have butt autism. Nothing helps.

[Azadina]

Are you seriously trying to tell me there's something wrong with glazed donuts? Because that's absurd. Sure, they're not my first choice when getting donuts but sometimes a simple glazed donut is a nice thing to have.

I'm saying the donuts in the picture didn't look appetising at all.

[Video Games]

I'm saying the donuts in the picture didn't look appetising at all.

I think they only look ok. Wanna team up?

[Celista]

I also have butt autism. Nothing helps.

Umm...butt autism? How is that different from regular autism?

[Azadina]

I think they only look ok. Wanna team up?

Sure if we order better looking donuts to eat ^^

[MrLachyG]

Not in years upon years of years

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Dont lie, we know why you actually go to those birthday parties. Gotta get you some clown ass

You promised me that you wouldn't bring that up again, not after the '97 incident

[Video Games]

Umm...butt autism? How is that different from regular autism?

It's not. It's just my running joke that only me finds funny.

Sure if we order better looking donuts to eat ^^

Yes please. There are oreo crumble ones across the street from me, RIGHT NOW

[Requimortem]

I'm saying the donuts in the picture didn't look appetising at all.

And I am trying desperately to figure out what sort of lunatic would think that. Those donuts have the perfect shape, they look nice and fluffy and the glazing is perfect. I mean obviously I wouldn't know with certainty unless I had one but there's no way you can tell me those are not appetizing unless you're some kind of queer donut hater.

[frogger237]

No, I have to know a woman at least a while before I have sex with her.

[Thrallinor]

Yes, i always got one in my wallet and the rest of the box in my backbag and nightstand. Right now I'm Single and you never know what happens on a date, batter safe than sorry

[MrLachyG]

Glad you specified why you need them for kids parties..

Was tempted to leave it open but was afraid people would think I'd be shagging clowns

[Logwyn]

This guy is so full of shit, in the other thread he said that he has only had sex three times, each time with a prostitute, and hasn't had sex since 2012.

There are many good uses for condoms other than sex. They make great bladders for carrying liquid if you need too. Also they are great for storing items that need to be waterproof.