Poll: Do you carry Condoms on you when out and about? If so, Where?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gourmandise View Post
    All of mine are at home.
    For this reason and others mentioned.
    I hope progress is being made on Vasalgel.
    No way a vasectomy much better give $90.000 USD to every male under 20 who will do one, problem solved in terms of birth control, snip snip.

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    Oh yeah, I'm literally up to my knees in pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    No way a vasectomy much better give $90.000 USD to every male under 20 who will do one, problem solved in terms of birth control, snip snip.
    Oh duh. I could always freeze my sperm for later too, although the future is hinting that it won't necessarily be the only way to conceive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gourmandise View Post
    Oh duh. I could always freeze my sperm for later too, although the future is hinting that it won't necessarily be the only way to conceive.
    See now you're thinking and, and it reversible sort of, well with reasonable margins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    See now you're thinking and, and it reversible sort of, well with reasonable margins.
    Yeah sorry. As you probably know, thinking and this place don't come hand in hand sometimes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TyrianFC View Post
    So you're out and about - and ready for some hot unplanned sex with a willing participant - and need that condom. Where is the closest condom to you?

    I always keep 2 x condoms in the back pocket of my jeans, together with a 1 x lubricant sachet. So i'm ready for safe sex anytime and anyplace! And I keep spare condoms in my car / crossbody bag ready to go.

    I take doing this for granted...and i've always done it.. but i'm curious how many other guys out there are pre-prepared and keep condoms on their person, or nearby (eg car) - when out and about.

    So.... do you keep condoms on you when out and about? And if so, where?
    Why would a married person do this?

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    I mean I guess you could keep them at the Notary's office at which you get the consent forms signed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    No. I'm married and I have my tubes clamped.
    Why not go on the pill?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tennisace View Post
    Why not go on the pill?
    There are side effects of taking birth control. The 'pill' is not necessarily like popping a Flintstone vitamin.

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    I prefer unprotected sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Video Games View Post
    Well they bring in donuts to work a lot and i try to resist but i cant and I'm a basic bitch so i always go for the chcolate ones.
    Lmao cheapskates. At one of my previous jobs they brought in gourmet cupcakes. At least that's worth the calories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaHomieG View Post
    I prefer unprotected sex.
    STDs prefer it too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fencers View Post
    There are side effects of taking birth control. The 'pill' is not necessarily like popping a Flintstone vitamin.
    There must be side effects to getting your tubes tied too. Sounds unnatural.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tennisace View Post
    STDs prefer it too
    I'm clean and my body count is low, tyvm.

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    Hot unplanned sex.. HAha I post on an MMO and anime forums.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tennisace View Post
    Lmao cheapskates. At one of my previous jobs they brought in gourmet cupcakes. At least that's worth the calories.

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    STDs prefer it too

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    There must be side effects to getting your tubes tied too. Sounds unnatural.
    Well, they are 5 dollars for a dozen from the previous day. They're free. Like I said, I try not to eat them but it's hard.

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    Short term relationships in the past, sure. Been with my partner for 2 years now, so we don't use it all that often.

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    I think some clarity is neeeded here....BUT, I'm going to assume 'out and about' means socializing where there's a potential for sex.

    When I leave for the office in the morning, no, there isn't a condom in my pocket.

    When I go out with friends/date, yes, there are always condoms in my pocket.

    The pocket vs wallet thing is purely based on some weird thing about heat/degradation when keeping it in the wallet. Most likely it's fake news, but for 15 years I've not kept them in the wallet.
    ~steppin large and laughin easy~

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    Um no? What use would I possibly ever have for them? It's been 10 years for me. :P

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    No, I'm not some STD ridden sodomite
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    I'm in a relationship so I keep them at home. When I was single I kept 2 in my wallet at all times because you never know.

    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    This guy is so full of shit, in the other thread he said that he has only had sex three times, each time with a prostitute, and hasn't had sex since 2012.
    He's also got to be prepared for all the dangerously young girls he "daygames"...in his mind.
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    Haha what would i use em for? Sex? Hahahahahahaha

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