GREYMANE forces
You face Jarasum, Grand Vizier of the Conservatory!
You face Jaraxxus, Eredar Lord of the Burning Legion!
TACTICAL VISOR ACTIVATED
oh wait
ahem
"insert khadgar pun here"
You are defenders of a doomed world! Flee here and perhaps you will prolong your pathetic lives!
now wait a second......that wasnt supposed to happen. do you think you could come back later?
“Listen, three eyes,” he said, “don’t you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.”
'I'm gunna knock you out!' /MC_HAMMER
The Monk players know.
"It's not what we don't know that gets us into trouble; it's what we know for sure that just ain't so." ~ Mark Twain
"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time" ~ Jesus of Nazareth
"把它放在我的屁股,爸爸" ~ Dalai Lama
The Burning Legion. Slayers of whole worlds. Could we hope to resist? Can you?
Wither in my heat, little weeds!
The master has returned! We must ensure the household is immaculate.That's not the master, imbecile! Unless he managed to claw his way out from under two tons of solid stone. Ooo, that would be impressive... considering I still have his hands in a jar. Please don't say such things! The master is back, and things need to be kept tidy.
you are not prepaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaared!!
"Men, women and children... None were spared the Master's wrath. Your death will be no different."
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Oh no - after every "Break yourselves upon my body", you've got a "Feel the strength of the earth!"
If you don't keep that straight, you're in for a world of hurt.
"I Am Vengeance. I Am The Night. I Am Felfáádaern!"
What? Precious? Noooooooooooo!
Wrath-Scryer Soccothrates yells: Did you call on me?
Dalliah the Doomsayer yells: Why would I call on you?
Wrath-Scryer Soccothrates yells: To do your heavy lifting, most likely.
Dalliah the Doomsayer yells: When I need someone to prance around like an overstuffed peacock, I'll call on you.
Wrath-Scryer Soccothrates yells: Then I'll commit myself to ignoring you.
"Energy. Power. My people are addicted to it. Their dependence made manifest after the Sunwell was destroyed. Welcome to the future. A pity you're too late to stop it, no one can stop me now...Selama ashal'anore!"
"Don't look so smug. I know what you're thinking, but Tempest Keep was merely a setback. Did you honestly believe I would trust the future to some blind, half night elf mongrel? *chuckles* Oh no no no...he was merely an instrument, a stepping stone to a much larger plan. It has all led to this...and this time, you will not interfere!"
"My demise accomplishes nothing! The Master will have you... You will drown in your own blood! The world shall burn! Rrrrahhhhh!!!"
"May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce"
"May the Goddess smile upon you."
"Hero", is what they've all been saying. This world, it isn't worth the saving."