Rapper thinks the eclipse has nothing on him... surprise, surprise!

[McTroll]

https://www.spin.com/2017/08/joey-badass-solar-eclipse/

But... but why?...
Why would you want to do that for the sake of your self-perceived "reputation"?

How can anyone not see that this is outright dumb?!?

[Mistame]

Well, one can easily assess his level of intellect by his grammar, so. /shrug

[Doctor Amadeus]

NOooOOOOOOooo!

Why, just why would WTF, WHY?

[McTroll]

And you know what the worst part of this whole stupid story is?

The moron still can reproduce!

[Nize]

Don't knock it 'til you try it, boys.

[McTroll]

Don't knock it 'til you try it, boys.

By all means, after you, kind sir.

[Doctor Amadeus]

Joey DumbA$$

[Forgettable]

"Unforeseen circumstances." But he didn't see that one coming, eh?

[Doctor Amadeus]

And you know what the worst part of this whole stupid story is?

The moron still can reproduce!

Probably not unless hookers come in braille.

[Dug]

Could be a number of things but yeah not something you can rule out. He's a decent artist though so I don't really care either way

[McTroll]

Probably not unless hookers come in braille.

Well he still has money... guess he could arrange.

[Doctor Amadeus]

Well he still has money... guess he could arrange.

Yeah well if he is blind too bad all his money or anybody else's is going to by back the idiotic decision.

Yeah Billy Badass is too stupid to independently verify whether something everybody said about wearing eye protection was warranted I am a embarrassed to be human right now.

[Deleted]

I got sweet rhythm and I do not care,
The sun got no power in its greatest flare.
I got that ice eye, makes men into bitches,
the sun only exists to reflect my bling, bling riches.
There is no cosmically entity that makes me fear,
when this battle is done the sun will finally tear.
Like them liberals afraid of global warming,
don't fear, because my raps are forming,
in this greatest of performing.
They'll explode with fire and fury,
like North Korea would do to Missouri.
Now stare into my eye, you giant gas sphere,
It is time to that I hit you, with raps most severe.

Just spit balling ideas for how his beef with the sun will be like

[Mister Cheese]

Oh boy. Mountains of scientific evidence that pretty much says the sun will destroy your eyeballs if you look at it can't stop stupid.

[Vash The Stampede]

Obviously he thought staring into the sun will give super powers.

[Adam Jensen]

To quote a former coworker:

fuuuckin retard.

[Egomaniac]

Is there any confirmation that the show cancellations are actually connected to the eclipse staring?

Note: I am not defending his decision to stare at the eclipse.

[therealstegblob]

Is there any confirmation that the show cancellations are actually connected to the eclipse staring?

Note: I am not defending his decision to stare at the eclipse.

No. You'd have to stare at the eclipse for a good few seconds or so before you'd get lasting damage, and only after fighting against the huge amounts of burning pain your eyes are assaulted with. It's doubtful he looked into the eclipse for very long, if at all. He could just be saying dumb shit on Twitter for social media coverage, after all.

[yoma]

I giggled far too hard when I read "unforeseen circumstances"...

[Egomaniac]

No. You'd have to stare at the eclipse for a good few seconds or so before you'd get lasting damage, and only after fighting against the huge amounts of burning pain your eyes are assaulted with. It's doubtful he looked into the eclipse for very long, if at all. He could just be saying dumb shit on Twitter for social media coverage, after all.

That's not exactly confirmation.