My girlfriend is about to lie to me and tell me shes pregnant

[Rowarx]

So my gf and I have been pulling stupid pranks on each other for a few weeks now. It's her turn to do something and its been a few days since I last got her. She apparently told her cousin shes going to pull a pregnancy prank on me and he told me about it so i could mess with her instead. So I need some ideas on how to destroy this for her and get her instead will post video if she decides to record this one if not ill tell you how it went xD

EDIT
HERES THE VIDEO LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxD5PohqNNU

NOW GIVE ME IDEAS TO MESS WITH HER XD

[Sykol]

Congratulate her with a stiff punch to the stomach.

[Nixl]

Tell her you're sterile and go apeshit about her cheating on you. That's the usual prank aint it ?>_>

[Cherrytie]

Pull out a fake family tree and make her believe u two are related

[Rowarx]

Pull out a fake family tree and make her believe u two are related

Was going to do yours but ended up doing the get an abortion bitch one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxD5PohqNNU

[A dot Ham]

So my gf and I have been pulling stupid pranks on each other for a few weeks now. It's her turn to do something and its been a few days since I last got her. She apparently told her cousin shes going to pull a pregnancy prank on me and he told me about it so i could mess with her instead. So I need some ideas on how to destroy this for her and get her instead will post video if she decides to record this one if not ill tell you how it went xD

Propose to her? Then just tell her just kidding...

[Flatspriest]

What you should have done was acted very pleased and saying Great!!!, then a minute later, ask her if she knows who the daddy is so you can beat them.

[3DTyrant]

Pack your bags, look at her dead serious after she tells you, and say that you're being forced to leave the country becasue (insert your country's highest law enforcement) is after you and you'll never be able to return, ever.

[Rusque]

You should sit her down and say, "[her name], I have to tell you something. I know you're gonna be mad and hate me forever, but I have to come clean . . . I cheated on you and got [insert fake name of imaginary side piece] pregnant. I'm so sorry I never meant to hurt you."

And then you get slapped, but hey, maybe a lol?

[Deleted]

Tell her you can't help her out, you can't deal with this now, this has already happened with your ex and had to leave her because of it, now you don't know what to do...

[Rowarx]

Tell her you can't help her out, you can't deal with this now, this has already happened with your ex and had to leave her because of it, now you don't know what to do...

Jesus why didnt I see this comment first xD

[Moozart]

Tell her you have been cheating and you got the other girl pregnant.

[Rowarx]

Tell her you have been cheating and you got the other girl pregnant.

Actually dude no joke this is what im going to do next to her xD

[Peroxidex]

I love how everyone is just reading the first post and posting their reply without seeing his YT advertisement.

[Rowarx]

Actually I dont mind they are giving me some stupid funny ideas lul

[Shadowsgrace]

Tell her "It's a miracle" because you are impotent from a birth defect, or, ask her "Who's the father?", for the same reason. Either one, as long as she has a sense of humor could be fun.

[Locruid]

So my gf and I have been pulling stupid pranks on each other for a few weeks now. It's her turn to do something and its been a few days since I last got her. She apparently told her cousin shes going to pull a pregnancy prank on me and he told me about it so i could mess with her instead. So I need some ideas on how to destroy this for her and get her instead will post video if she decides to record this one if not ill tell you how it went xD

EDIT
HERES THE VIDEO LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxD5PohqNNU

NOW GIVE ME IDEAS TO MESS WITH HER XD

Reply with "Shit, that's the second time this has happened to me this month"

[alturic]

Oh hay, someone trying to promote a YouTube channel like much better couples prank videos.

[Rowarx]

Tell her "It's a miracle" because you are impotent from a birth defect, or, ask her "Who's the father?", for the same reason. Either one, as long as she has a sense of humor could be fun.

gonna remember this one thanks

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Propose to her? Then just tell her just kidding...

I was letting her read these for fun and she thought this wis the funniest and meanest thing ever

[Huntaer]

Tell her you're sterile