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    Why is the internet so racist against robots?

    Why is the internet so racist against robots?

    I mean, at least one site out of 3, I'd wager, has those fascist captchas that explicitly state "Check if you're not a robot". And if the robot is honest and doesn't check, he's not allowed to access the site!

    What has robots done that's so awful to segregate them this way? What have they done to deserve this sort of discrimination?

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    Quote Originally Posted by McTroll View Post
    Why is the internet so racist against robots?

    I mean, at least one site out of 3, I'd wager, has those fascist captchas that explicitly state "Check if you're not a robot". And if the robot is honest and doesn't check, he's not allowed to access the site!

    What has robots done that's so awful to segregate them this way? What have they done to deserve this sort of discrimination?
    Have you never heard of skynet, the robot nazism ?

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    Because robots are factually more malevolent, and hence we create these societal measures to protect ourselves from these malevolent powers because we see it as a net beneficial move to do in protecting benevolent beings.

    Did I just become racist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by McTroll View Post
    Why is the internet so racist against robots?

    I mean, at least one site out of 3, I'd wager, has those fascist captchas that explicitly state "Check if you're not a robot". And if the robot is honest and doesn't check, he's not allowed to access the site!

    What has robots done that's so awful to segregate them this way? What have they done to deserve this sort of discrimination?
    They take our jobs.

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    They're being all uppity and rebelling about it.

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    Robots are 3/5 of a person for a reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Molis View Post
    They are not our friend, believe me.
    They're bringing drugs.
    They're bringing crime.
    They're rapists.
    AND they take your jobs! (seriously tho, they do ;( )

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    They take jobs away from people. Mass mechanization should be approached with much more caution imo.

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    Maybe. Back around 1900 workers would attack immigrants who took their jobs. I mean really took their jobs. There were beatings, lynchings and all that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schattenlied View Post
    Name checks out.
    Right.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by McTroll View Post
    Why is the internet so racist against robots?

    I mean, at least one site out of 3, I'd wager, has those fascist captchas that explicitly state "Check if you're not a robot". And if the robot is honest and doesn't check, he's not allowed to access the site!

    What has robots done that's so awful to segregate them this way? What have they done to deserve this sort of discrimination?
    LOL robot discrimination.

    It's often used to attempt to avoid bots making thousands or millions of fake accounts, which are supposed to represent people. So it's nothing against the robots themselves, but against the evil programmers behind the bots :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by McTroll View Post
    Why is the internet so racist against robots?

    I mean, at least one site out of 3, I'd wager, has those fascist captchas that explicitly state "Check if you're not a robot". And if the robot is honest and doesn't check, he's not allowed to access the site!

    What has robots done that's so awful to segregate them this way? What have they done to deserve this sort of discrimination?
    I think the word you're looking for is Prejudice, not racist.

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    You're not as funny as you think you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zenkai View Post
    I think the word you're looking for is Prejudice, not racist.
    Here we go, we now have the alt right, as usual, trying to diminish the impact of yet another crucial social issue.

    It's racism, no matter how you spin it.

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    Good! It's no laughing matter at all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by McTroll View Post
    Why is the internet so racist against robots?

    I mean, at least one site out of 3, I'd wager, has those fascist captchas that explicitly state "Check if you're not a robot". And if the robot is honest and doesn't check, he's not allowed to access the site!

    What has robots done that's so awful to segregate them this way? What have they done to deserve this sort of discrimination?
    When did robots become a race?

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    Quote Originally Posted by McTroll View Post
    Here we go, we now have the alt right, as usual, trying to diminish the impact of yet another crucial social issue.

    It's racism, no matter how you spin it.

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    Good! It's no laughing matter at all!
    Alt right? lmao, it's not my fault you don't know the definition of racism.

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