Originally Posted by
MagusHenosis
I should be working for Blizzard as a WoW developer in my opinion, since look how damn good I am at it lol.
I have shown remarkable aptitude for the task (obviously), and I very much AM interested if y'all are Blizz, and ESPECIALLY right now, since my parents are uber controlling religious psychopaths, and I would really like to STOP trying to help them with their little store out in the country, that they are simply RUNNING INTO THE GROUND with their incompetent business management skills, and refusal to allow me more control to improve it for them, since they are so immature.
I could develop the HELL out of this game PvP wise!!!
We ALL know I could lol!!!
The Legend loves the game (and PvP especially)!!!
Hell, at least put me in some SECRET room at Blizz, and put me in the super awesome secret gaming chair that we all know that you just HAVE to have in there, and hook up electrodes to my brain, and look at data on bar graphs, and study The Legend while I lay waste to record levels!
I really do just love this game OK, and it really has upset me quite a bit how "messed up" that I consider PvP to be.
Could I do better???
Well, ya lol, and actually, I think I could do WAY better, and I was there in the background Blizzard, over all those years, like a drumbeat, telling you what you should be doing, and what you should not be doing, and If you realize it or not, I was right about pretty much all of it the whole time lol. If you had done EXACTLY what I had said, then it would have all worked out so very much better than it did OK.
See, that's the thing about me OK, I am seemingly the biggest prodigy EVER, and at times (like in this case) I kinda don't even really have to try for whatever reason (most likely just luck in the variance).
Just imagine if I did "really try" though, and devoted tons of my time and energy to solve problems that you present me with, and to come up with new ideas.
I am really considering dropping a resume to you guys, since you just haven't came and talked to me like I asked you to.
Was that asking to much???
It's not done that way???
Ya, but I had no less than THREE different businesses BEGGING me to work for them 18 months OK, at the exact same time no less lol.
When I was getting out of the Navy, these old crusty E-8s and E-9s would just not shut up about trying to keep me in, since they knew how amazing I was, and they really didn't want to lose me.
I am an in demand commodity lol, and as of right now, I am actually looking for a new job funny enough. I was thinking a waiter at a fancy seafood restaurant at the coast, since $$$ in tips. Working at Blizz sure sounds WAY more fun though, I really do have to say.
Blizz, I think that you could REALLY use me, and the reason I say that, is because it kinda doesn't really mater what you need me to do, and what problems you need me to solve, because my mind has got to the point where it just seems so EASY to me to see things that others can't, and the reason is because of how very honest and objective I am. You actually don't even need me in that way really, since I just told you the secret, and anyone can do it, but what I also obviously bring to the table as well, is my incredible mind, which it very much is in objective reality.
I am interested if you are, and perhaps you will see my resume here soon.
I am SUCH a Blizzard fan that its absurd, and I would be VERY happy to even just walk around the HQ, and I think you guys would find me to be pretty damn cool, if you can just NOT hate on me, which honestly it would seem to be VERY hard not to do, since even my own mother hates on me since I am so awesome. Here is the thing though, if you can not hate on someone just because they are awesome, then you are basically making yourself more awesome in the process, and it's because you are not hating, and thus you are NOT wasting that energy. Perhaps it's because I listened to so much hip hop in the 90s that I think of it like that, while others don't as much, but I REALLY think that it's quite relevant how being a "player hater" is "wasted energy" and how it holds you back.
So all that to say that it would never work, unless you can "be nice" and not try and poke fun at The Legend, like well really EVERYONE seems to do, since I very much AM so off the charts awesome. It's like Kid Rock said, "A lot of people poke fun and that's alright. But when I start pokin' back they get all uptight." So just don't poke the Legend, and it's all good baby! If you watch me, I don't just insult people out of nowhere, or at least not for them just being awesome at least, which is very much the key. I might do it if they are say trolling, or any number of other disgusting things, but I am not a hater really at all anymore, and that gives me IMMENSE POWER OK!!!
It's a good thing I have no interest to work for any other game company there Blizz, or you might have a case of my going to one of your competitors there!
- A long time fan (and a new Legend)