Trumpy Bear - I cant believe this isnt some kind of joke!

[yetgdhfgh]

So its late at night with my tv in the background and in the corner of my eye i catch this commercial



At first i thought this must be some kind of windup or a joke but it aint!

[ParanoiD84]

lol atleast it's pretty cheap.

[yetgdhfgh]

lol atleast it's pretty cheap.

Prolly made in China too!!

[Kaleredar]

Well I mean Trump did say he was going to be the best president since George Washington.

So obviously he's got to knock down Teddy Roosevelt, one of the most beloved presidents, by taking over the children's toy named for him.

Trump never did see eye to eye with that "walk softly and carry a big stick" philosophy. More of a "walk as loudly as possible while carrying absolutely nothing" philosophy.

[Butler to Baby Sloths]

Wait, this isn't a segment from The Daily Show, Colbert or This Week Tonight?!

[yetgdhfgh]

Wait, this isn't a segment from The Daily Show, Colbert or This Week Tonight?!

This is 100 percent genuine! I saw the commerical for it on the AHC channel and i was stunned i thought No, No way can this be real.

[slime]

Well I mean Trump did say he was going to be the best president since George Washington.

So obviously he's got to knock down Teddy Roosevelt, one of the most beloved presidents, by taking over the children's toy named for him.

Trump never did see eye to eye with that "walk softly and carry a big stick" philosophy. More of a "walk as loudly as possible while carrying absolutely nothing" philosophy.

He's carrying the biggest, most powerful stick available on Earth... so not sure wtf you are talking about. Unless you are N Korean or something.

[KCguy]

This is 100 percent genuine! I saw the commerical for it on the AHC channel and i was stunned i thought No, No way can this be real.

There are so many bad infomercials/commercials just like this, even worse. I'm not surprised. There have been some real doozy's over the years. lol

[Puupi]

lol atleast it's pretty cheap.

cheap?

40 dollars + s&h(whatever that is?).

EDIT: Just checked the website, it's 47 dollars total.

[Butler to Baby Sloths]

cheap?

40 dollars + s&h(whatever that is?).

Shipping and Handling. Perhaps sales tax is calculated based on the net price, without shipping and handling costs?

[Perkunas]

Jesus Christ let's market Richard Nixon stuffed skunks to these idiots. Nixon Skunk makes me feel less shifty when I raid my neighbors apartment for his valuables!

[Super Kami Dende]

there has been merchandise for Current year President since forever. How is this even a surprise?

[Kaleredar]

He's carrying the biggest, most powerful stick available on Earth... so not sure wtf you are talking about. Unless you are N Korean or something.

You clearly miss the point of "walk softly and carry a big stick."

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there has been merchandise for Current year President since forever. How is this even a surprise?

Well usually people want to sell something that's going to be popular.


Though I guess they don't care whether Trump supporters buy them or people mocking Trump buy them to deface; it's a win-win in the end for the retailer.

[cparle87]

Shipping and Handling. Perhaps sales tax is calculated based on the net price, without shipping and handling costs?

This. In nearly all cases taxes are applied in net price, before any additions or reductions. For instance in most states they charge you taxes based on what it is before coupons as well. Say 7% tax on a $10 item is 70c. Brings total to $10.70. $2 coupon brings it down to $8.70.

[PosPosPos]

Don't they already make stuff like this? Like the golf balls with Trump's face on it?

[Super Kami Dende]

Well usually people want to sell something that's going to be popular.

>implying Trump isn't one of the most popular people on the Planet.

[slime]

You clearly miss the point of "walk softly and carry a big stick."

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Well usually people want to sell something that's going to be popular.


Though I guess they don't care whether Trump supporters buy them or people mocking Trump buy them to deface; it's a win-win in the end for the retailer.

Nah, I get it.. never said he was walking softly.

[Deleted]

Amazing, be better if you pressed its belly and it said his catchphrases

'Grab her by the pussy'
'This wall just got 10 foot higher'
'Bad hombres'
'Fake News'
'believe me, its going to be great, so great, the greatest, believe me'
'Crooked Hillary'

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cheap?

40 dollars + s&h(whatever that is?).

EDIT: Just checked the website, it's 47 dollars total.

Howmany did you order?

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Amazing, be better if you pressed its belly and it said his catchphrases

'Grab her by the pussy'
'This wall just got 10 foot higher'
'Bad hombres'
'Fake News'
'believe me, its going to be great, so great, the greatest, believe me'
'Crooked Hillary'

Lmao don't forget little rocket man

[Creotor]

"walk softly and carry a big stick"

"Speak softly".