2017-2018 NFL thread

[Pendulous]

Juju my new favorite receiver https://twitter.com/TeamJuJu/status/914602383648342016

[eschatological]

Well, you jinxed us. Now we're gonna lose out. =(

I went through puberty with the Super Bowl Bills. They don't need me to jinx them.

[draynay]

I went through puberty with the Super Bowl Bills. They don't need me to jinx them.

I was gonna say... you'd have to go back in time to be responsible for jinxing the Bills.

[Crackleslap]

It'd actually be really interesting to see the Patriots fight for their division for once. Hope the bills can keep the ball rolling.

[dwightyo39]

I went through puberty with the Super Bowl Bills. They don't need me to jinx them.

My parents made me go to a superbowl party at their friend's house for SB 25. I didn't get to sit in my lucky chair at home, and thus began the streak of superbowl failure.

Yesterday, I kept telling myself that what I do will not change the outcome of the games. Still, I am having a hard time convincing myself to wash my Bills hat. What if I wash this early season luck out of it?

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In all seriousness though, I've also watched the Bills get off to hot starts during the Dick Jauron / Trent Edwards and Chan Gailey / Ryan Fitzpatrick years, only to shit the bed after starting the season 5-2. I am not getting my hopes up, nor do I think the Patriots are in trouble.

[Northern Goblin]

Don't make me go full Americas Team up in here. I will annoy everyone to death

Ohhh, if we're doing parodies of our most obnoxious fans....

[apepi]

So the Bears are benching their QB with their rookie.

[Skayaq]

Welp, clearly the remedy for ailing offenses is to play the Colts or the Patriots. Seahawks exploded here the second half.

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But moooooooooooooooom.

Also, discipline stick? I don;t think we give those out, so where did you get one? Want to tell us what hobbies lead you to having such a stick?

RAvens could use that, but ofc we don't play the Colts until week 16, which is a little late to turn your season around.

[draynay]

So the Bears are benching their QB with their rookie.

Didn't save Fisher, won't save Fox.

[Pony Soldier]

We make losing look like an art!

but really, so mad at our D. Shoulda never let them get so much good field position for those FG's.

Seriously how do we do so good in the first half like we did and then completely do a 180 in the second half and look like the Cowboys from the Broncos game. The D sucked, the offensive line sucked, Dez was off his game again as well as Dak.

It was really a roller coaster of emotions that day.

[draynay]

Dalvin Cook done for the year and probably the Vikings are done too.

[eschatological]

In all seriousness though, I've also watched the Bills get off to hot starts during the Dick Jauron / Trent Edwards and Chan Gailey / Ryan Fitzpatrick years, only to shit the bed after starting the season 5-2. I am not getting my hopes up, nor do I think the Patriots are in trouble.

Hell, just last year we were 4-2. Awhile back we started 4-0, iirc, and ended the season 5-11.

[Pendulous]

The definition of Jay Cutler https://i.imgur.com/LKJfHI3.gifv

Also, apparently, the Eagles fans were so loud in LA that the offense had to quiet them down. In LA.

[draynay]

The definition of Jay Cutler https://i.imgur.com/LKJfHI3.gifv

Best part of that play was they got called for an illegal formation due to a WR not being on the line and it wasn't Cutler. I think it was Stills they flagged. So Cutler was only the second worst receiver on that play.

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Derek Carr gonna miss a couple weeks with a back fracture.

[Northern Goblin]

Carr out with a spinal fracture, could be 2-6 weeks.

Fuck this season.

[xskarma]

Carr out with a spinal fracture, could be 2-6 weeks.

Fuck this season.

I heard. Tough break, especially in what is currently the best division in football. You'll need to find a way to win without Carr and hope that Denver/KC make mistakes along the way.

[Grube]

That is a tough break for Carr. Didn't look like a hit someone would be injured on. Hopefully it doesn't lead to future issues for him with his back.

Not sure why anyone would think running the wildcat with Cutler lined up at wr would ever work. Do they not know who Jay Cutler is? You are basically going 1 man down.

[Pendulous]

Fantastic start to this game. Let Cousins throw the deep ball, at Marcus Peters, then Alex Smith gets sacked.

[xskarma]

Huh? I'm a few min late to switching (watching B-ball) and Washington scored already? NOt what I expected.

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Hahahaha Devey at RG. RIP Alex Smith. He won't make it to the end of the game.

Most talented Tuba player in the NFL, but shit tier RG.

[Crackleslap]

Redskins are playing disturbingly well.