Escorts - Yay or Nay?

[Mistame]

The blonde Freighter linked isn't implants.

She's an instantgram girl that has a few things on BOTD.

Ah. Still, "dat ass" is still too big.

[THE Bigzoman]

Not really that rare, it's how mine is. It comes from working out. Just takes a bit of effort. Obviously genetics help too.



The criteria is having just having curves. Like the women Freighter linked. Yeah it didn't make sense to me either at first but that's how it is now. The modern use of thick simply shifted away from meaning being fat to meaning having curves period. Cmon Anduin get with the times.

I think you're understating the genetics part of it.

If you were to put genetics and working out on one of those weird scales, the part of the scale with genetics on it would be lower than the part of working out on it.

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Ah. Still, "dat ass" is still too big.

What?


That shit is perfect.

What, to you, is just right? What is your porridge that's "just right"?

[Mistame]

That shit is perfect.

Perfect? I suppose if you need somewhere to set your beer down. Asses aren't mean to stick out that far.

What, to you, is just right? What is your porridge that's "just right"?

Devon Aoki. Pre-kid, obviously. Not really into Asian chics, but she's got freckles so I make an exception. Small butt, small boobs.

[Nitro Fun]

Not sure what you mean by "AF", but I was being facetious due some of her, and others', comments in that regard.

Asian female. AM = asian male. WM = White male. WF = White female.

[Grimbold21]

Perfect? I suppose if you need somewhere to set your beer down. Asses aren't mean to stick out that far.



Devon Aoki. Pre-kid, obviously. Not really into Asian chics, but she's got freckles so I make an exception. Small butt, small boobs.

You abomination!!

[Mistame]

Asian female. AM = asian male. WM = White male. WF = White female.

Ah. Well, kids use so many stupid acronyms these days, you never can tell. :P

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You abomination!!

Because I like petite women?

[zlygork]

Perfect? I suppose if you need somewhere to set your beer down. Asses aren't mean to stick out that far.



Devon Aoki. Pre-kid, obviously. Not really into Asian chics, but she's got freckles so I make an exception. Small butt, small boobs.

What the fuck kind of link did I just go into?

[Mistame]

What the fuck kind of link did I just go into?

What, you have some aversion to attractive women or something?

[Tiwack]

/boottoobig

You wankers ever heard of a swinger or sex club instead of running to prostitutes that you'll never know are there entirely of their own volition?

[zlygork]

What, you have some aversion to attractive women or something?

"attractive" woman that make me question whether I am now on some pedo watch list? yep

[Grimbold21]

Ah. Well, kids use so many stupid acronyms these days, you never can tell. :P

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Because I like petite women?

No, because you shun the Ass

[Mistame]

"attractive" woman that make me question whether I am now on some pedo watch list? yep

It's Devon Aoki, from the 2005 Maxim shoot. She was 23 in that photo.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devon_Aoki

No, because you shun the Ass

I don't shun the ass, I shun the BIG ass. I'm not an abomination, just white.

[elaina]

It’s safe. It’s from a movie (A.I. Artificial Intelligence). It was an advanced AI from the future that was specifically made to be a prostitute.

Love that movie! Jude Law is great in it.

[ThatsOurEric]

i prefer to have a more intimate connection with someone before having sex with them.

Good lord, do you take everything so literally? Nobody likes a prude. Just thought you should know.

Interestingly, a character who's actually fat/obese.

Eh, I wouldn't call Mei fat. But then everyone has their own opinion on what the visual
appearance a person's weight might be.

[shadowmouse]

@THE Bigzoman We may have discovered a gap in Anduin's social education -- AAVE! I now imagine him living in confusion, trying to understand a world full of :

and

Yep ...

Side note: AAVE is African American Vernacular English See: http://www.web.stanford.edu/~zwicky/...h-mistakes.pdf

[THE Bigzoman]

@THE Bigzoman We may have discovered a gap in Anduin's social education -- AAVE! I now imagine him living in confusion, trying to understand a world full of :

and

Yep ...

Side note: AAVE is African American Vernacular English See: http://www.web.stanford.edu/~zwicky/...h-mistakes.pdf

Shit it's been a while.

What you been up to old Mann?

[shadowmouse]

What you been up to old Mann?

Fiancee #3 fell through. Short version was that she couldn't get free from the family registration and couldn't get her father on board on reasonable terms. Fiancee #2 popped back up and put in a renewed bid. She's reincarnated as 2.1 and studio pics are in the pictures thread (marriage registration is on hold until we can get some free time). Work let up enough for me to take on some corporate training, which is pulling me back to law as a foreign consultant. Right now, I'm doing a lot with cross culture, and I'm taking a break from children's books while I write my section of a textbook.

I think that boils down to "still boring as hell". How are things on your side of the planet? Things falling together?

Oh, right, back on (sub)topic ...

[THE Bigzoman]

Fiancee #3 fell through. Short version was that she couldn't get free from the family registration and couldn't get her father on board on reasonable terms. Fiancee #2 popped back up and put in a renewed bid. She's reincarnated as 2.1 and studio pics are in the pictures thread (marriage registration is on hold until we can get some free time). Work let up enough for me to take on some corporate training, which is pulling me back to law as a foreign consultant. Right now, I'm doing a lot with cross culture, and I'm taking a break from children's books while I write my section of a textbook.

I think that boils down to "still boring as hell". How are things on your side of the planet? Things falling together?

Oh, right, back on (sub)topic ...

Haha

I'm a corporate drone. That's about it.

[Deleted]

I never did understand the fat arse fetish

[DrStiglit]

That’s the definition of a whore - sex in exchange for money.

The exact definition, but colloquially it's anyone who is the least bit promiscuous.