In the year 2047 in a town buried in salt a man and his daughter fight off living shadows. Cut to the year 4000 and somehow they are still alive in a medieval society built on the ancient ruins of our modern day and as she gets sick he begins a 5 year journey to find magic words with a flying talking book, a foulmouthed hermaphrodite and a gay skeleton thats actually a ultimate bio weapon made by the military involving fishing, isometric dungeon crawling, open world rpg mechanics, text adventures and gardening.
It is the best game ever made.
Ignore main story, become god among men, build a house, kill monsters, and eat sweet rolls.
Hint: Dargons
“You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.”
– C.S. Lewis
A guy running away from his past joins a military school gets selected to be a part of a special class that travels all over the country and gets chosen by a giant robot in the schools basement to be its pilot.
Hint : the snake that bites its own tail is behind most of the conflict.
ground breaking mmo featuring orcs, humans, elves, dwarves, cow people, zombies that is illegally free to play via servers in countries that dont give a shit about american laws. reminds me of vanilla ice cream
I would have had it just with "ignore main quest, eat sweet rolls"
maybe even with just "eat sweet rolls"
Although really it's more about being mocked by assholes about the possibility of my sweet roll being stolen. Assholes that just, not five minutes before, watched me bring down a fucking dragon and devour it's soul. Assholes that, when said Dragon was ripping shit up in their little piss-pot of a village, didn't seem to be all that troubled by the fucking arrow they took to their fucking knee when they were running for their miserable fucking lives.
Last edited by Evil Midnight Bomber; 2017-10-18 at 09:43 PM.
“The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply,” Stephen Covey.
Shath'mag vwyq shu et'agthu, Shath'mag sshk ye! Krz'ek fhn'z agash zz maqdahl or'kaaxth'ma amqa!
The Black Empire once ruled this pitiful world, and it will do so again! Your pitiful kind will know only despair and sorrow for a hundred thousand millennia to come!
Avatar drawn by Sir Meo
Early access is up on the 31st! Been forcing myself to stay away since the running silent update so I can play again after launch. Can't wait!
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You're a gun slinging cybernetically enhanced one person army representing the human races interest as the latest addition to the ruling galactic government. On a routine training mission all hell breaks lose and you find yourself facing down a galaxy wide extinction event.
hint: We'll bang, okay?
You travel around the world making friends with humans and animals alike. Some of the animals will join you on your journey to beat up other animals, and in the end, you will be best friends with every animal in the world if you play long enough!
Hint: You shouldn't need one looking at my sig and avatar. xD