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    You’re the Developer what’s the patch?

    You’re the Developer what’s the patch?

    Patch anything everything what’s the patch, what’s it for what does it do?

    For: Pizza

    The Patch: Pizza 2.0

    What it does: From now on any ingredient put on a Pizza Pie no matter what it was it is good for your health.
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    "This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."

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    Pizza Patch 2.0:

    -Removes Chicago Style from any definition of pizza
    -Chicago Style remains in game as a "casserole"
    -Adds a new PvP zone, "the tropics":
    ---It's an open PvP zone
    ---You either destroy pineapples or collect them
    ---Great rewards for the winning side!

    I'm still working on v2.1
    Last edited by belfpala; 2017-10-22 at 06:26 PM.

    Let's all ride the Gish gallop.

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    Patch: Race Relations in the United States

    -Buffed intelligence gain of all human beings within borders of United States of America
    -Nerfed quantity of 24/7 media coverage and reality television

    -New world events: Alien Invasion
    --Alien invasions will periodically happen across random states
    Developer insight: We believe that an extraterrestrial crisis will unite the people of our country under one banner, forgoing any disputes or agendas against others of different race, ethnicity, or creed and show that we are all humans forced to live with and around one another. Let us unite as a people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHUMEGGAH View Post
    Patch: Race Relations in the United States

    -Buffed intelligence gain of all human beings within borders of United States of America
    -Nerfed quantity of 24/7 media coverage and reality television

    -New world events: Alien Invasion
    --Alien invasions will periodically happen across random states
    Developer insight: We believe that an extraterrestrial crisis will unite the people of our country under one banner, forgoing any disputes or agendas against others of different race, ethnicity, or creed and show that we are all humans forced to live with and around one another. Let us unite as a people!
    But what's my new rotation? I currently have "Wake Up," "Drive," "Eat," and "Use Computer" as my primary skills.

    Let's all ride the Gish gallop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by belfpala View Post
    Pizza Patch 2.0:

    -Removes Chicago Style from any definition of pizza
    -Chicago Style remains in game as a "casserole"
    -Adds a new PvP zone, "the tropics":
    ---It's an open PvP zone
    ---You either destroy pineapples or collect them
    ---Great rewards for the winning side!

    I'm still working on v2.1
    Worst pizza patch ever what kind of idiot doesn’t know Chicago is the only real pizza. . Or best Pizza. QQ unsubscribed. Lol
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    patch is for money.

    all billionaires have to give me like $100,000 a year.

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    For: Automobiles.

    Patch: All automobiles are 100% self driving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fencers View Post
    For: Automobiles.

    Patch: All automobiles are 100% self driving.
    And hows that supposed to work for my ranch truck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by belfpala View Post
    Pizza Patch 2.0:

    -Removes Chicago Style from any definition of pizza
    -Chicago Style remains in game as a "casserole"
    -Adds a new PvP zone, "the tropics":
    ---It's an open PvP zone
    ---You either destroy pineapples or collect them
    ---Great rewards for the winning side!

    I'm still working on v2.1
    "Chicago" style pizza is not simply Deep Dish. Which is what you seem to be misconstruing here.

    There are thin Chicago style pizzas, which is the most locally popular in Chicago btw, and more Italian style Forno pizza. There are several types of Chicago pizza. The distinction from New York pizza come in both the variety, cut (Chicago style employs several cutting styles as well as uncut) and nature of the thin crust. Whereas NY pizza is purposefully limp when not Sicilian or Forno.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathreim View Post
    And hows that supposed to work for my ranch truck?
    AI smart enough to do what is needed without you.

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    MMO-C Patch 2.0:

    - Factions are less hostile towards each other.
    - Tennisace threads have had their spawn rate reduced substantially.
    - Trolls have been removed
    - Flying, RNG, and LFR threads are now auto-moved to a new section called "Whiners"
    “The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply,” Stephen Covey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fencers View Post
    "Chicago" style pizza is not simply Deep Dish. Which is what you seem to be misconstruing here.

    There are thin Chicago style pizzas, which is the most locally popular in Chicago btw, and more Italian style Forno pizza. There are several types of Chicago pizza. The distinction from New York pizza come in both the variety, cut (Chicago style employs several cutting styles as well as uncut) and nature of the thin crust. Whereas NY pizza is purposefully limp when not Sicilian or Forno.

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    AI smart enough to do what is needed without you.
    You sound as gay as fuck, you pussy POS.

    infracted - flaming
    Last edited by Crissi; 2017-10-22 at 10:51 PM.

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    Humanity patch 1.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.1 The "It's a Start" patch.

    -buff base critical thinking stat by 50%
    -buff intelligence by 10% per level
    -cognitive dissonance bug fixed
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    Having the authority to do a thing doesn't make it just, moral, or even correct.

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    Canada v1.6.

    Landmass is now relocated somewhere between Tropic of Cancer and Tropic of Capricorn.
    Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -Thomas Jefferson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Powerogue View Post
    Humanity patch 1.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.1 The "It's a Start" patch.

    -buff base critical thinking stat by 50%
    -buff intelligence by 10% per level
    -cognitive dissonance bug fixed
    That isn't a very big buff seeing as most people's intelligence and critical thinking is probably sitting around a 1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rawhammer View Post
    You sound as gay as fuck, you pussy POS.

    infracted - flaming
    Axe Grind 2.0
    How to fix your busted axe
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    It's not ethical to expose people's faults. Only scumbags and bitches do that.
    The right thing would be to try to stop the behaviour.
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    What's wrong with him buying a home? Please don't pry into others' lives and make judgements.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Powerogue View Post
    -cognitive dissonance bug fixed
    Does that fix the issue in which some people think Alliance is better than Horde?

    If not, we'll need to go straight up to 1.0.0.0.0.2

    Weapons drawn, folks!

    Let's all ride the Gish gallop.

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    IRL :
    iCell V2.0 - Current Version point of sale software
    iCell V2.2 - Centralised configuration management

    Challenge Mode : Play WoW like my disability has me play:
    You will need two people, Brian MUST use the mouse for movement/looking and John MUST use the keyboard for casting, attacking, healing etc.
    Briand and John share the same goal, same intentions - but they can't talk to each other, however they can react to each other's in game activities.
    Now see how far Brian and John get in WoW.


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