"Sell me" your favourite game without telling its name!

[Surfd]

You're an ex-cop that accepted the offer of a promotion to DEA after a traumatising expierience and you rage a war against the mob amidst the worst winter storm of the century, in New York. A surprisingly deep and well written story hidden inside an arguably revolutionary third person shooter that popularised the slo-mo shooting mechanic (in gaming).

ye i know its piss easy

max payne?

[Sigxy]

I didn't see an answer for this one. Lands of Lore.

Yup, that's the one!

[hrugner]

I can't believe I didn't got this one -_-

Mine haven't been found it seems, so I'm posting it again :

A group of four people descend into sewers, dwarven ruins, drow compounds and old cellars to find a hidden threat.

I didn't see yours. "Eye of the Beholder" I'd think.

[Akka]

I didn't see yours. "Eye of the Beholder" I'd think.

And we've got a winner !

[Xenryusho]

Dark Cloud 2?

Yea. lol you got that quicker than I expected.
That game still has one of the best all star voice casts.

[Deleted]

max payne?

yeah /10char

[xenogear3]

I wish that narrowed it down more.
Star Ocean: Till the end of time?

That is what I am looking for.

Saint Row 4?
I guess that there is a difference between a huge simulated world and mess up your brain.

[Auxis]

Bumping mine:

Two friends go on a journey to avenge a buddy.
Along the way, they encounter a canary, an envious drunkard, and an imposter posing as an ally - among other things.

Hint 1: There's a drill sergeant who, despite the circumstances, doesn't seem affected at all.

Hint 2: You thought the bay was frustrating? Get a load of the industries!

[noidentity]

Just

One

More

Turn

*looks a clock*

"Oh great it's Tuesday."

[Mechazod]

Bumping mine:

Two friends go on a journey to avenge a buddy.
Along the way, they encounter a canary, an envious drunkard, and an imposter posing as an ally - among other things.

Hint 1: There's a drill sergeant who, despite the circumstances, doesn't seem affected at all.

Hint 2: You thought the bay was frustrating? Get a load of the industries!

Banjo-Tooie

You're a contestant on a game show competing for big money and big prizes.

Smash T.V.

"Let's attack agressively"

Contra III

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1:
A Best Buy GeekSquad agent bites off more then he can chew when one of his house-visits results in a handicapped inventor attempting to perform a medical transplant on him with the assistance of his homicidal man-child butler.

2:
Duke Nukem is given a boomerang and told to become Mega Man.

3:
A group of underage children have to perform a very complex abortion.

4:
Saddam Hussein is betrayed by tentacle-hentai.

5:
A woman with body-hair issues has even bigger daddy issues. Joe Pesci makes a guest appearance.

Bonus Round:
A pizza delivery boy brings about the down-fall of society after bringing a pie to a criminal corrections facility.

[Shaiandra]

5:
A woman with body-hair issues has even bigger daddy issues. Joe Pesci makes a guest appearance.

This is the Bayonetta games (either one, if I remember correctly).

Don't have any guesses for the others yet.

[Mechazod]

^Winner #1

[Pony Soldier]

You do lots of things and jump around.

Buy my fucking game or else.

[Lotus Victoria]

Just

One

More

Turn

*looks a clock*

"Oh great it's Tuesday."

This is clearly one of the Civ games.

[Auxis]

Banjo-Tooie

YEY!

Finally

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3:
A group of underage children have to perform a very complex abortion.

Mother/Earthbound?

[segara82]

A group of underage children have to perform a very complex abortion.

South Park: Stick of Truth
and you have to do it twice!

[Mechazod]

Mother/Earthbound?

Thats what I was going with...

South Park: Stick of Truth
and you have to do it twice!

...but in hindsight, that is also an acceptable answer.