Cautionary tale of why to avoid "casual relationships"

[Jinpachi]

Sperm banks exist. I would abort that one and use a sperm bank if I didn't care if a man were involved in the child's life.

Please never reproduce

[Deleted]

Classic case of a woman not knowing what she wants.

[Total Crica]

Please never reproduce

Too late. /10 characters

[AeneasBK]

Agony Aunt story from a red top that isn't immediately assumed to be fiction.

Huh.

[Deleted]

And this is why you get a hooker when you just want sex, none of these problems

Its cheaper aswell.

[Azurenys]

I've had a condom break only ONCE ... and I felt it almost instantly so we stopped and got another one..

These people should not have sex in the first place if they can't handle their own bodies for starters..

[Deleted]

Its cheaper aswell.

She can still sue you for paternity and you can still get her pregnant. Might as well have sex with someone you know and someone who could raise a kid, your kid, if it happens. Same rule applies to bitches. No PiV, unless you can afford to become a dad. Just let her blow you or do anal, it's way safer!

[Tennis]

this is why if my new health care covers i'm getting snipped... granted i dont do hook ups or casual relationships and never have. I think in my 37 years on this earth i've had 2 one night flings? just not my thing.

That's kind of sad that you don't want to get married or have kids?

[Deleted]

That's kind of sad that you don't want to get married or have kids?

No Tennisace, it's not sad at all. It's actually pretty damn great. Thanks to thin walls, for the past two years I've had to listen to the constant monstrous scream-crying of the snotling spawn next door, and her monster of a mother who keeps screaming at the baby/toddler to shut the F up. Thankfully, though, I can always go to another room, put on my headphones, or leave my apartment, and not have anything to do with it whatsoever.

Such bliss.

[Tennis]

No Tennisace, it's not sad at all. It's actually pretty damn great. Thanks to thin walls, for the past two years I've had to listen to the constant monstrous scream-crying of the snotling spawn next door, and her monster of a mother who keeps screaming at the baby/toddler to shut the F up. Thankfully, though, I can always go to another room, put on my headphones, or leave my apartment, and not have anything to do with it whatsoever.

Such bliss.

2 Years? Couldn't you just move elsewhere? Or complain? I would try both rather than put up with that.

[Swalload]

Why does this thread exists?
Why are people replying instead of ignoring it like they should?
Why is there 9 pages of this shit?
Holy fuck I'm part of the problem.

[Logwyn]

Alcohol. Do not fuck on alcohol.

Drugs. Do not fuck on drugs.

For every 100 times it was great, there will be that 1 time you got pregnant which makes you want to take it at all back.

I can't get a bun in the oven.... Does this apply to me?

I follow this train of thought on sex. If you are willing to deal with the outcome of having sex then don't have sex. Its that simple.

Have the kid and tell the parents they have a grandchild. If they raise all heck over it... eh. They get over it.

[oplawlz]

You might just be Sterile and not realise. So it Could just be working because of a technicality.

Or, more likely, he's had sex 2 times in 32 years.

[cuafpr]

That's kind of sad that you don't want to get married or have kids?

married, eh maybe. kids nope.

[Celista]

No Tennisace, it's not sad at all. It's actually pretty damn great. Thanks to thin walls, for the past two years I've had to listen to the constant monstrous scream-crying of the snotling spawn next door, and her monster of a mother who keeps screaming at the baby/toddler to shut the F up. Thankfully, though, I can always go to another room, put on my headphones, or leave my apartment, and not have anything to do with it whatsoever.

Such bliss.

I'm the oldest of five children, I know the feels.

There is nothing wrong with not wanting children.

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Why does this thread exists?
Why are people replying instead of ignoring it like they should?
Why is there 9 pages of this shit?
Holy fuck I'm part of the problem.

One of us! One of us!

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[vindicatorx]

Which part of "after you have sex with her vajayjay" are your actions that ensure the success or failure of her becoming pregnant?

Not the sharpest tool in the shed are you. He is obviously implying the same thing I suggested and she helped ensure a pregnancy. I mean sure though keep babbling about odds cause you had a freak occurrence happen to yourself personally.

[Darsithis]

Good grief. If she really wanted a child then maybe she should have tried getting married and quit wasting time in casual relationships? What an awful situation. This is why you need to avoid these pointless relationships.

You make it sound like all she has to do is go down to the market and pick out a guy to marry and suddenly everything is okay, down to having children.

Newsflash: being married doesn't mean jack shit. What matters is what you consider your level of commitment to the relationship to be. There is nothing wrong with casual, sexual relationships. Are you perhaps just jealous?

[Deleted]

That's kind of sad that you don't want to get married or have kids?

Why aren't you married yet?

[ghotihook]

Why aren't you married yet?

You know he is just gonna dodge it like he always does. Or just ignore your question completely.

[Deleted]

You know he is just gonna dodge it like he always does. Or just ignore your question completely.

I know but it's always mildly amusing watching him publicly discredit himself repeatedly