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    Quote Originally Posted by Friendlyimmolation View Post
    if you want to go into the science why it may take 80 times, not that I want to. It could explain why birthrates are inline with some of the other races despite the numerous amounts of copulation.

    And as another said, 80 times doesn't mean 80 babies.
    Lets just answer that by monster girl encyclopedia quote; "Low quality semen". And looking at vol'jin, i can see that problem may lie with males and not females.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrashi View Post
    Lets just answer that by monster girl encyclopedia quote; "Low quality semen". And looking at vol'jin, i can see that problem may lie with males and not females.
    So we'll need donors from other races.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friendlyimmolation View Post
    if you want to go into the science why it may take 80 times, not that I want to. It could explain why birthrates are inline with some of the other races despite the numerous amounts of copulation.

    And as another said, 80 times doesn't mean 80 babies.
    I think we're digging into truly important lore now!

    Anyway, do we even know how trolls give birth? I know we assume they do like humans, but maybe it's something crazy involving voodoo and wearing fetishes.


    EDIT: Also lol Vol'jin fits so much with idea of troll impotency that I can't stop laughing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrashi View Post
    Lets just answer that by monster girl encyclopedia quote; "Low quality semen". And looking at vol'jin, i can see that problem may lie with males and not females.
    Didn't Vol'jin have a mate alluded to in Shadows of the Horde? It would make sense considering he has multiple unnamed, oddly irrelevant sons. Yenniku being the youngest of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atethecat View Post
    Didn't Vol'jin have a mate alluded to in Shadows of the Horde? It would make sense considering he has multiple unnamed, oddly irrelevant sons. Yenniku being the youngest of them.
    The only one we really know is yenniku, and looking at him...definately low quality.

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    kill it kill it with fire !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrashi View Post
    The only one we really know is yenniku, and looking at him...definately low quality.
    hes a free lovin troll mon who has no problem getting his voodoo in the hoodoo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrashi View Post
    The only one we really know is yenniku, and looking at him...definately low quality.
    Yenniku is the only one named, but since he's described as his 'youngest son', he has to have another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atethecat View Post
    Yenniku is the only one named, but since he's described as his 'youngest son', he has to have another.
    That doesn't mean any other is alive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shibito View Post
    in the movie, garona is half orc half eredar in lore
    Ok, well outside movie land, it's still half Orc and half Draenei/Eredar. And her lore before the movie is why she still is... Half Orc and half Draenei/Eredar ...since Draenei is technically a faction name as much as Blood Elves is a faction name as they are High Elves.

    You competely missed I was talking about Garona herself. She sleeps with/fucks a human to have a son, Me'dan.

    Garona banged Medivh to make Me'dan. One of the greatest Guardians of Tirisfal sired a mixed race child with a mixed race parent.

    Garona - Orc and Draenei.
    Medivh - Human.
    Me'dan - Orc, Draenei and Human.

    Wasn't talking about Garona's parents.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Golden Yak View Post
    Funnily enough, despite the problems with the movie, I actually like how they re-wrote Garona's lore. Having Medivh be the father due to visiting Draenor before creating the dark portal works so much better. Also, it would (hopefully) keep Garona and Medivh from ever shacking up and producing fucking Med'an.
    I actually like Me'dan as in you know, being a product of 3 races in the end... Just the issue was firstly it was Medivh (though really needs that kind of guy to get that level of maturity to see past races - honestly a Troll might have worked too...) and secondly, making Me'dan a serious contender of Mary-suing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arrashi View Post
    Lets just answer that by monster girl encyclopedia quote; "Low quality semen". And looking at vol'jin, i can see that problem may lie with males and not females.
    If anything it would apply to almost every racial leader.
    I miss Mists of Pandaria

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramz View Post
    If anything it would apply to almost every racial leader.
    its a victim of Blizzard spending time on the poor story potential of the player, rather than racial leaders.

    But with the inclusion of the Zandalari, I will play again.
    Quote Originally Posted by WoWKnight65 View Post
    That's same excuse from you and so many others on this website and your right some of threads do bully high elf fans to a point where they might end up losing their minds to a point of a mass shooting.
    Holy shit lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friendlyimmolation View Post
    its a victim of Blizzard spending time on the poor story potential of the player, rather than racial leaders.

    But with the inclusion of the Zandalari, I will play again.
    Yeah, me too . I'm only coming back for Zandalari. I'm willing to ignore everything in the process just to visit Zandalar (although Kul Tiras isn't bad either). Although, I really have mixed feelings on how this x-pac could be handled, but this time I'll wait and see.
    I miss Mists of Pandaria

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramz View Post
    exactly, it really irritates me when people forget that each race has different beauty standards. Just because we - the players find something good looking, doesn't mean the race we're playing finds that particular object attractive. I mean why would pandaren for example find human attractive and vice versa, why would orc be attracted to gnome, why would tauren be attracted to night elf? And so on...

    I know I wouldn't be attracted to deformed human, let alone completely different specie.
    You do realize even we, IRL humans, have furries... Outliers from a society beauty standards exist in every society. I don't think trolls being attracted to a blood elf would be common, but neither utterly impossible. Like what you are doing is exactly applying your own understanding of beauty standards, when even IRL we have well documented cases of outliers.

    Also considering that there's basically porn of every race made by the playerbase, it's simple extrapolation to just believe that somewhere in azeroth there's a troll drawing draeneixbelf lesbian porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyWholeLifeIsThunder View Post
    You do realize even we, IRL humans, have furries... Outliers from a society beauty standards exist in every society. I don't think trolls being attracted to a blood elf would be common, but neither utterly impossible. Like what you are doing is exactly applying your own understanding of beauty standards, when even IRL we have well documented cases of outliers.

    Also considering that there's basically porn of every race made by the playerbase, it's simple extrapolation to just believe that somewhere in azeroth there's a troll drawing draeneixbelf lesbian porn.
    But trolls aren't humans. They're half-bestial. They follow their instincts, much like animals do. You don't see Lions mating with Cheetath, or eagle with pigeon. And as I said - I highly doubt that elfie would even survive such an encounter (and elves overall having huge prejudice to trolls aswell). Humans and elves are different story, they have similar mindset and looks. But trolls have quite a lot of traits and one of them is that they're racist and they prefer their own company. Thrall while being quite revered by them also wasn't visitng echo isles unless it was true necessity. There are bilogical aspects, cultural ones and many more which people tend do forget about.

    And truth to be told, quite a lot of deviations are becoming normalised nowadays, but let's not bring this to fantasy game, that has it's own rules.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramz View Post
    But trolls aren't humans. They're half-bestial. They follow their instincts, much like animals do. You don't see Lions mating with Cheetath, or eagle with pigeon. And as I said - I highly doubt that elfie would even survive such an encounter (and elves overall having huge prejudice to trolls aswell). Humans and elves are different story, they have similar mindset and looks. But trolls have quite a lot of traits and one of them is that they're racist and they prefer their own company. Thrall while being quite revered by them also wasn't visitng echo isles unless it was true necessity. There are bilogical aspects, cultural ones and many more which people tend do forget about.

    And truth to be told, quite a lot of deviations are becoming normalised nowadays, but let's not bring this to fantasy game, that has it's own rules.
    But honey, what is to say that that Azeroth is a world far more prone to "deviations"? There's literal lore of a human having a threesome with 2 tauren.

    As far as instinct goes, We know of crossbreeding between different species in our world. Beyond the more common ones (Lion/Tiger, Donkey/Horse) we have the cases of dolphins that rape humans, or stuff like the macaque that raped a doe. When a dog jumps your leg, it is mating it.

    As far as society goes for each race, of course these behaviours would be considered abhorrent and taboo at large. That doesn't mean they wouldn't happen

    Trolls and Elves are even the closer in terms of ancestral parentage. Anduin wanting some blue tush and basically all of the torrid romance novels are harder to believe than that.

    The matter about trolls mating animalistically is just a hedcanon of yours, do you not believe that trolls as sapient beings can have midful copulation? that almost feels like anti-troll sentiment. And as far as what a human body can take, I just present the facts about fisting and tijuana donjey shows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyWholeLifeIsThunder View Post
    But honey, what is to say that that Azeroth is a world far more prone to "deviations"? There's literal lore of a human having a threesome with 2 tauren.

    As far as instinct goes, We know of crossbreeding between different species in our world. Beyond the more common ones (Lion/Tiger, Donkey/Horse) we have the cases of dolphins that rape humans, or stuff like the macaque that raped a doe. When a dog jumps your leg, it is mating it.

    As far as society goes for each race, of course these behaviours would be considered abhorrent and taboo at large. That doesn't mean they wouldn't happen

    Trolls and Elves are even the closer in terms of ancestral parentage. Anduin wanting some blue tush and basically all of the torrid romance novels are harder to believe than that.

    The matter about trolls mating animalistically is just a hedcanon of yours, do you not believe that trolls as sapient beings can have midful copulation? that almost feels like anti-troll sentiment. And as far as what a human body can take, I just present the facts about fisting and tijuana donjey shows.
    I'm not saying they can't have mindful intrcourse, but their nature is prone to go overboard. And it's not my headcannot, as those are their flirts and not jokes. It's coming from somewhere.

    Anyway bottomline was, that each race has it's own beauty standarts and they're looking for something else in partner. People pull up those stupid "individuals" each time when they want to justify some ridiculous stuff. And then we see plenty of those "exceptions". Ofc you can disagree all you want, it's my opinion and it's based on me being done with bad rp where people would pull any excuse to justify their fetishes, like mentioned by you furries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Friendlyimmolation View Post
    It could explain why birthrates are inline with some of the other races
    There are literally quests where you cull Troll populations because of how their numbers are expanding. Trolls breed just fine, to the point where it's considered a problem by other races.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrakHed View Post
    There are literally quests where you cull Troll populations because of how their numbers are expanding. Trolls breed just fine, to the point where it's considered a problem by other races.
    Let's be honest though, that's more likely due to racism that actual ecological concern.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrakHed View Post
    There are literally quests where you cull Troll populations because of how their numbers are expanding. Trolls breed just fine, to the point where it's considered a problem by other races.
    as Atethecat said, thats more probably to do with the fact that they don't want to trolls expanding and getting stronger.
    Quote Originally Posted by WoWKnight65 View Post
    That's same excuse from you and so many others on this website and your right some of threads do bully high elf fans to a point where they might end up losing their minds to a point of a mass shooting.
    Holy shit lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atethecat View Post
    Let's be honest though, that's more likely due to racism that actual ecological concern.
    Oh, it's definitely racism. The concern is that if they breed too much, they start to expand and move out of the jungle.

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