Last week
David
Ambrose and his partner
Nina
Nachos decided to buy their troubled family a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
Upon activation everything seemed fine at first. Then the children came home.
David asked his son
Earl what he had been up to.
Earl replied he had been doing his homework. The Robot promptly slapped
Earl! To which he then said he had been watching a movie. His father pressed him as to which movie he had watched.
Earl said
Toy
Story and was promptly slapped!
Earl admitted it was
Big
Jugs in the
Jungle!
David was shocked to the core and promptly told his son at 14 he had never watched such filth!
David was then slapped!
Nina laughed stating he was certainly his fathers son. The Robot then slapped
Nina!
Davids youngest son
Roy exclaimed but Mommy loves Daddy! The robot then slapped
Roy! Mr
Ambrose will be returning his faulty robot to the store to pay for his divorce lawyers.
In other news it looks like a storm is brewing for our Town, The coast guard has been put on alert. The Shipping Forecast:
Gibraltar,
Ulm. Southeast veering southwest 4 or 5, occasionally 6 later. Thundery showers. Moderate or good, occasionally poor.
Ipswich,
London. Northeast 3 or 4. Occasional rain. Moderate or poor.
Thames,
Yarmouth. North 7 to severe gale 9. Heavy snow showers. Good, becoming poor in showers.