Arranged marriages are the way to go from what I’ve heard.
My friends set me up for a blind date, turns out she was literally blind, i guess they kept their word...
Bruh wut?
Just sex her up and one hit quitter if that isn't your thing.
You literally could have had the time of your life with her and had terrible sex and told her to go away. Or you could have had a mediocre time with her and had great sex, and told her to go away.
This was a win/win/win situation unless she had aids.
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My last first date was Hibachi with M, who I met through this other girl we will call J and wound up having a 3-some with them. If that sounds complicated, trust me it is and continues to be. I still date/relationship with M because she is awesome. M is still friends with J and sees her, and J is a huge shit talker about me. The story between me and J is I met her at a bar, she was pretty cool on the surface, but kind of fucked up. We hooked up once, but after a couple of times going on, there really wasn't any chemistry there, so I never pursued it. Went to a bar with my cousin, who is friends with J I came to find out. J shows up with M. M is like the ultimate cute for me, short, thicc in the right areas, spanish, and drives the same car as me. We hit it off immediately. But I don't pursue anything with her because she is friends with J and I thought it was kind of shitty.
My cousin's g/f wants to go to Atlantic City for her birthday like a month after the bar happens. So we plan and get rooms and my cousin invites J and M, gee thx. They are staying in my room, because I go to AC kind of often and had a bigger room because of rewards and what not (I used points to get my cousin and his g/f into a better room too). I'm completely planning on not touching either. But alcohol becomes a thing and the initial girl, J turns into just the biggest slut I've ever seen. Dancing with every dude she sees, grabbing all up on them, etc... I was already not on the wrong side of the fence about her, and I really hate sloppy drunks. Biggest turn off ever for me. M is not a sloppy drunk, M holds herself together, can still make good decisions when she is drunk, basically a small, big boobed, spanish version of me. To keep this slightly shorter, we confess our needs for eachother's bodies, and go back to the room. Drunkie McDrunkerson was grabbed by my cousin because he is well aware of my lack of patience for crappy drunks and she stays in their room. Until 6am when she just walks out and shows back up at the room we were all staying in. She begins raping me and M (wish I was making this up, but I am not) so I said fuck it and raped back. Which turned into a big mistake of a threesome. I get M's number and talk to her like a week later after all this shit subsides, we go out and it's been pretty good ever since.
This is why you should stick to websites, real life is way fucking weirder when it comes to meeting people.
Couple weeks ago, she spent the first half an hour bitching about trump so I spent the next half hitting on the waitress. Seriously people, save the politics for facebook. Even when I agree with your opinion I can't think of anything more boring for a first impression.
The last date i went on was nice. She took me to get giant cupcakes and we had dinner later after hanging out for a while. We met on okcupid. The relationship devolved after that, sadly, with us breaking up after we had different views on what we wanted in life. It was nice while it lasted at least.
That was six months ago. Havent really tried to look since tbh.
Never been on a date, even at the age of 30, currently, but then again women scare the hell out of me.
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It didn’t come up. I try the be open minded. I’ve known Dan, Mike and Jerry nearly 20 Years. I’m a Lutheran I’ve never joined because my faith is incompatible with Scientology. They know that we’re still friends and Dan set us up. So it’s known that has nothing to do with me. Thus I’m sure that’s why it wouldn’t come up.
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