Turn ons:
Intelligence
Hard Working (I got no goal in life so I love helping others with theirs)
Straight Edge (no drugs, little alcohol okay)
Tool Fans
Attitude
Turn offs:
Animal Haters
...Country Girls. You know the kind. IDC if you drive a truck and live in the woods, just don't shove it down my throat with pink camo and Bone Collector stickers.
Religious (Close minded religiousness. Believing is okay, but I don' like sheep)
Anyone who has ever laughed at a Minion
Piercings anywhere below the neck.