1. #221
    Granted, but you can only change time in a year with all prime numbers!

    I wish I was a god!
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    1st south park garots... now happy garots... next one must be overdramatic seinen manga garots...
    Best of 5 years!

  2. #222
    Granted but the prayers of millions seeps into your brain as a maddening buzz that gets louder and louder.

    I wish everyone in the world's dreams could come true.

    "Sorry guys- it's hotkeyed onto my mouse..."

  3. #223
    Granted! Only everyone's nightmares though!

    I wish I was a King of Russia!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mortis Darkskull View Post
    1st south park garots... now happy garots... next one must be overdramatic seinen manga garots...
    Best of 5 years!

  4. #224
    Granted, but so do their nightmares.

    I wish people quit the QQ.

  5. #225
    Granted but because of that people instead of crying resort to violence, leading to many deaths

    I wish for a amazing wish
    Quote Originally Posted by Daimyon
    Well one thing's for sure, they couldn't very well let Saurfang run the Horde. Could you imagine how impossible it would be to raid horde's main city if the alliance had to face the Cleave Master?
    [4:LocalDefense] Orgrimmar is under... nevermind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redsunrising15 View Post
    Granted, but so do their nightmares.

    I wish people quit the QQ.
    granted, but people went on a killing rampage instead

    i wish i could have unlimited money

  7. #227
    Granted, but you destroy the worldwide economy and make your money worthless.

    I wish for unlimited wishes!

  8. #228
    Quote Originally Posted by Petrified Penguin View Post
    Granted but because of that people instead of crying resort to violence, leading to many deaths

    I wish for a amazing wish

    Granted, but do to the sheer awesomeness of your wish nothing will ever excite you again.

    I wish I had my engineering degree already
    Quote Originally Posted by roflzore
    so freya hard mode in tier 8.5 was a compleed walk in the park ?
    Quote Originally Posted by Hansib0i
    Judging by her surroundings.. yeah, it was a walk in the park.

  9. #229
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    Granted but then you get nerfed by 100%

    I wish for Justin Bieber to get a sex change so i can finally say hes not included in my gender.

  10. #230
    granted but he is so butch it is imposible to tell and nobody know's the difference

    I wish I could grant wishes
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  11. #231
    granted but everyone wants you to grant theirs

    I wish people would use the refresh button
    Quote Originally Posted by Daimyon
    Well one thing's for sure, they couldn't very well let Saurfang run the Horde. Could you imagine how impossible it would be to raid horde's main city if the alliance had to face the Cleave Master?
    [4:LocalDefense] Orgrimmar is under... nevermind.

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    granted but you're the god of an atheist world

    I wish I could grant wishes
    Granted, but you are then hit by a truck and placed into a vegetative state for 76 years, and by then, had forgotten that you get unlimited wishes.

    I wish people would use the refresh button
    Aha! But my mouse got stuck on said refresh button!

    I wish that I had access to all the historical artifacts in the world!
    VanCleef wants you! Join the Defias Brotherhood and hang out on a yacht all day!

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    Granted, but then you broke them all and now owe people billions of pounds.

    I wish i had a chocolate bar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BenHumpo View Post
    Granted, but then you broke them all and now owe people billions of pounds.

    I wish i had a chocolate bar.
    Granted, but the chocolate factory had workers who spit in the batch.

    I wish I wasn't at work right now.

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  16. #236
    Granted but you got fired

    I wish I was a video game character
    Quote Originally Posted by Daimyon
    Well one thing's for sure, they couldn't very well let Saurfang run the Horde. Could you imagine how impossible it would be to raid horde's main city if the alliance had to face the Cleave Master?
    [4:LocalDefense] Orgrimmar is under... nevermind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bombkirby View Post
    Granted, but its organic, low fat, WHITE chocolate! Mwahahahaha!

    I wish I had a million bucks!
    Said male deer went on a murderous rage due to there being no females of their species in your vicinity. Everyone where you live is now scared to death or mortally wounded.

    I wish that finals week was over already.
    VanCleef wants you! Join the Defias Brotherhood and hang out on a yacht all day!

  18. #238
    Quote Originally Posted by Robbyjawz View Post
    Said male deer went on a murderous rage due to there being no females of their species in your vincinity. Everyone where you live is now scared to death or mortally wounded.

    I wish that finals week was over already.
    Granted but you failed every single one of your classes.

    I wish I could be the head chef at the White House.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbyjawz View Post
    Said male deer went on a murderous rage due to there being no females of their species in your vicinity. Everyone where you live is now scared to death or mortally wounded.

    I wish that finals week was over already.
    Granted but you failed every exam!

    I wish I could stop smoking (*inhales deeply*)

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    You do quit, but have a fatal aneurysm days later.

    (Lets try this again!)

    I WISH I WASN'T AT WORK

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