Granted, but you can only change time in a year with all prime numbers!
I wish I was a god!
Granted, but you can only change time in a year with all prime numbers!
I wish I was a god!
Granted but the prayers of millions seeps into your brain as a maddening buzz that gets louder and louder.
I wish everyone in the world's dreams could come true.
"Sorry guys- it's hotkeyed onto my mouse..."
Granted! Only everyone's nightmares though!
I wish I was a King of Russia!
Granted, but so do their nightmares.
I wish people quit the QQ.
Granted but because of that people instead of crying resort to violence, leading to many deaths
I wish for a amazing wish
Originally Posted by Daimyon
Granted, but you destroy the worldwide economy and make your money worthless.
I wish for unlimited wishes!
Granted but then you get nerfed by 100%
I wish for Justin Bieber to get a sex change so i can finally say hes not included in my gender.
granted but he is so butch it is imposible to tell and nobody know's the difference
I wish I could grant wishes
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"-.- ok so I miss a single line on the front page and it turns into this? in my opinion a few of you need to get laid "
granted but everyone wants you to grant theirs
I wish people would use the refresh button
Originally Posted by Daimyon
Granted, but you are then hit by a truck and placed into a vegetative state for 76 years, and by then, had forgotten that you get unlimited wishes.granted but you're the god of an atheist world
I wish I could grant wishes
Aha! But my mouse got stuck on said refresh button!I wish people would use the refresh button
I wish that I had access to all the historical artifacts in the world!
VanCleef wants you! Join the Defias Brotherhood and hang out on a yacht all day!
Granted, but then you broke them all and now owe people billions of pounds.
I wish i had a chocolate bar.
EDIT
THIS IS HARD!!!! Peeps post too fast!
Granted but you got fired
I wish I was a video game character
Originally Posted by Daimyon
VanCleef wants you! Join the Defias Brotherhood and hang out on a yacht all day!
You do quit, but have a fatal aneurysm days later.
(Lets try this again!)
I WISH I WASN'T AT WORK