try this " baby you are so fine i want to suck a fart right out of you butthole"
try this " baby you are so fine i want to suck a fart right out of you butthole"
"Was your parents retarded or something coz damn girl you are special"
In all honesty, there was a huge international study done, and the best pick up lines are:
You have beautiful lips/smile.
You dress beautifully.
I'm sorry, but i just have to tell you that you are an ignorant, closed minded fool, and you need to chill out, think more, and quit being such a douche. Your responses are shrill, closed minded, and ignorant. You need to think outside the box sometimes, and realize its blizzards game and you are not ghostcrawler.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ILOQSlDDp4
does that count as original? you know... until it was on TV
xD
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that's only because if they talk to a scouser for more than five minutes they make people feel suicidal..
A beautiful girl like you is sooooo rare you should have a silver dragon around you
Hi! Usually works.
Not only is that cheating, since its adding a hell of alot of peer pressure, but it is also illegal.
The best pick up line i've ever heard one of my friends say, this was decades ago mind, was
"I have a very large sausage". I would have never dreamed of someone saying this, nor ever actually thinking this might work. It didn't but the recipient found it hilarious nonetheless. As long as you appear harmless and geniune enough, with a good display of confidence, almost any line you choose will have some positive affect.
Last edited by mmoc7f933b7749; 2011-01-05 at 07:18 PM.
How about; "Fuck me if I'm wrong....But you want to kiss me right?"
I liked the pun xD
This is probably the best advice. I've found myself talking to guys who notice my car, and talk about that, or what I'm drinking, and sometimes I get carried away. And even if you can't read her take a guess as to what her interests are based on where you both are (supermarket, food place, etc)
Starting off the relationship with a lie, that's a new low....
Time to go try it out!
Congratulations, your mind has been expanded.
I probably shouldn't be allowed in this thread.
But I'll say this- Nice guys finish last. People that think pick-up lines are outdated or don't work don't know what they're talking about and if you have some moral objections to deception, then you should probably stick to co-workers and friends.
The reason most guys fail with a pick-up line is that's all they bring to the table.
I aint no fred flinstone, but i can make your bed rock.
"hey, you dropped something" *looks around* "what" " my jaw"
Me:" Hey want a drink?"
Her: "Yeah i would love a [FUCKING EXOTIC COCKTAIL]"
Me: "Let's try again."
Me: "Hey, want a beer?"
Most girls laugh. Some give you the stink-eye.
Scars show you the remnants and failures of the past.
~¡¡¡!!!AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP ASKING ABOUT MY AVATAR, I DON'T KNOW!!!¡¡¡~
Last edited by Cadwe; 2011-01-06 at 03:52 AM.
Save yourself the time and dont talk to girls, they take time away from wow
if you've heard of this forum and are an active poster, you already play wow to the point where you don't want some one else to take up your precious free time from playing wow.
wow is your girlfriend. don't cheat on her with vaginas.
Last edited by The Doctor; 2011-01-06 at 03:56 AM.
^ This
OT: girls are awsome fun to be around but you will * eventually* wish they had a mute button and im sure they feel the same about us