World of Hordecraft

[NigelTeapot]

On today's episode of World of Hordecraft dozens of lvl 90 horde players in raid gear descend upon sub 85 zones to engage in what most Horde consider "fair and balanced PvP."

Later in the evening, we will interview a real-life Horde player who insists that Alliance have it too easy because every Horde BG has more botters than a Chinese goldmine. "Once I got my ilvl560 gear I practiced for hours in Hyjal, and I STILL am not winning at PvP! HOW IS THIS FAIR?" our fair Hordie says to our reporter. Preliminary discourse with Blizzard on the subject let us learn that they "take these accusations very seriously" and to "expect serious re-balancing next patch."

[Rooskie1993]

um ok?? da fuq did I just read