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    Farm it. Skip it. Lick it. (MC edition)

    Being bored tonight, I shall try to start a silly parody of Fuck. Marry. Kill.

    Farm! Skip! Lick!

    What does it mean, you ask? It's simple!

    As evenly as possible, divide the listed topic into three groups.

    One group is what you would farm, having to go and kill them every week at their intended difficulty. In addition, all text that they say will play on repeat after killing them for the next hour(in your mind).

    The second group is what you would skip, never again to see these guys. They would be wiped from your mind for the rest of time!

    The last group is what you would lick. Every week on your forced farm route you would have to stop and lick them, once on your way through and once leaving.

    In this case it's the raid, Molten Core!

    From the list below, pick which bosses you would farm, skip, and lick.
    Be sure to tell why sometimes. It's fun to see the interesting reasoning for everyone's decisions!

    Lucifron
    Magmadar
    Gehennas
    Garr
    Shazzrah
    Baron Geddon
    Golemagg the Incinerator
    Sulfuron Harbinger
    Majordomo Executus
    Ragnaros

    I'll start.

    Farm- Ragnaros, Baron Geddon, Majordomo Executus. By fire be purged will never get old! Executus at least has some interaction with Rag :P and Baron Geddon, well... he doesn't even talk! I just have to deal with that living bomb every week.

    Skip-Lucifron, Gehennas, Shazzrah, Sulfuron Harbinger. They're all just generic lizard-men who I couldn't care any less about, except I now can! Goodbye from brain!

    Lick- Garr, Golemagg the Incinerator, Magmadar. Two of them would be like licking a dusty rock off the ground, which I would prefer to a fleshy face. I think I would lick Magmadar on one of his horns, which might be similar to a rock :P

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    No one wants your drugs here, Louie!
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    Meant Wetback. That's what the guy from Home Depot called it anyway.
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    If you say pls because it is shorter than please,
    I'll say no because it is shorter than yes.
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    This... may just be the weirdest thread I've ever seen.

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    Farm :

    Karazhan Opera Event

    Onyxia

    Four Horsemen

    Butcher

    Anub'Arak (both Naxx & ToC)




    Skip :

    Teron Gorefiend

    Lucifron

    Brutallus

    Archimonde




    Lick :

    Mother Shahraz

    Maiden of Virtue

    Twin Eredars

    Twin Consorts

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    Quote Originally Posted by banestalker View Post
    Farm :

    Karazhan Opera Event

    Onyxia

    Four Horsemen

    Butcher

    Anub'Arak (both Naxx & ToC)




    Skip :

    Teron Gorefiend

    Lucifron

    Brutallus

    Archimonde




    Lick :

    Mother Shahraz

    Maiden of Virtue

    Twin Eredars

    Twin Consorts
    I see what you did there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gourmandise View Post
    Being bored tonight, I shall try to start a silly parody of Fuck. Marry. Kill.

    Farm! Skip! Lick!

    What does it mean, you ask? It's simple!

    As evenly as possible, divide the listed topic into three groups.

    One group is what you would farm, having to go and kill them every week at their intended difficulty. In addition, all text that they say will play on repeat after killing them for the next hour(in your mind).

    The second group is what you would skip, never again to see these guys. They would be wiped from your mind for the rest of time!

    The last group is what you would lick. Every week on your forced farm route you would have to stop and lick them, once on your way through and once leaving.

    In this case it's the raid, Molten Core!

    From the list below, pick which bosses you would farm, skip, and lick.
    Be sure to tell why sometimes. It's fun to see the interesting reasoning for everyone's decisions!

    Lucifron
    Magmadar
    Gehennas
    Garr
    Shazzrah
    Baron Geddon
    Golemagg the Incinerator
    Sulfuron Harbinger
    Majordomo Executus
    Ragnaros

    I'll start.

    Farm- Ragnaros, Baron Geddon, Majordomo Executus. By fire be purged will never get old! Executus at least has some interaction with Rag :P and Baron Geddon, well... he doesn't even talk! I just have to deal with that living bomb every week.

    Skip-Lucifron, Gehennas, Shazzrah, Sulfuron Harbinger. They're all just generic lizard-men who I couldn't care any less about, except I now can! Goodbye from brain!

    Lick- Garr, Golemagg the Incinerator, Magmadar. Two of them would be like licking a dusty rock off the ground, which I would prefer to a fleshy face. I think I would lick Magmadar on one of his horns, which might be similar to a rock :P
    If you are going to farm Rag, you have to farm pretty much all the rest, no skip for you

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    Oh well my meds are about to kick in so fuck it

    Farm - Raggy
    Skip - Baron Geddon
    Lick - Garr cause i guess he will taste a bit like charcoal

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    farm - mother shahraz

    skip - gurtog, akama ghost, soulface thing, gorfiend

    lick - mother shahraz before i kill her. lady naz'ja too... if i can run to another instance.

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    I am sad that somehow everyone was able to read the post and understand the premise but at the same time not follow any of the rules : / Must be like selective hearing, but for reading
    Quote Originally Posted by uopayroll View Post
    If you are going to farm Rag, you have to farm pretty much all the rest, no skip for you
    Fun has no rules!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soulwind View Post
    This... may just be the weirdest thread I've ever seen.
    To not see weirder stuff on this website you must have inherited that account.
    Last edited by Gourmandise; 2015-04-27 at 06:09 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gourmandise View Post
    I am sad that somehow everyone was able to read the post and understand the premise but at the same time not follow any of the rules : / Must be like selective hearing, but for reading
    you did not include mother Shahraz... I mean c'mon...


    "Business, or pleasure?"

    that's /lick material, right there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by banestalker View Post
    you did not include mother Shahraz... I mean c'mon...


    "Business, or pleasure?"

    that's /lick material, right there!
    I underestimated the drive of people to just come here and make a filler list just so they could say who they would lick :P
    I'll have to start sexy next time!

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